Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Bucklion]

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/02/0...f-narcotics-was-trying-to-eat-teens-face-off/

Yeah not a real good sign when this happens...

Police: Naked Man ‘On Some Kind Of Narcotics’ Was ‘Trying To Eat’ Teen’s Face Off

 

[scarletmike]

Crap, the zombies are getting closer. Thank goodness I work at a place with plenty of bunker-like areas.

 

[LostLassie]

Second time this has happened, and both of them in Florida...wtf? Do we have some renegade lab down there trying to breed zombies?

 

[Steve19]

How long will your cruise be? Most fast food workers won't be able to get more than a couple days off in a row.

I really donthink it is a shame that we lost the great post functionality....

 

[scarletmike]

Second time this has happened, and both of them in Florida...wtf? Do we have some renegade lab down there trying to breed zombies?

When it comes to the chemicals bartered and sold on the street down here, it is best to not ask questions. Personally, I just assume I'll be commandeering an office underneath the Magic Kingdom before too long when they make it to Orlando.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Bath salts will make people hungry as fuck apparently

 

[Saw31]

Hungry for face...

 

[BUCKYLE]

Hungry for face...

That's what I'm sayin brah

 

[Dee-Liem]

German doctors used clues from an episode of "House" to solve a medical mystery.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/07/tv-dr-house-medical-mystery/5277313/

 

[LostLassie]

Wonder if any of them also followed his example on self-medicating.

 

[Bucklion]

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...after-reported-carjacking-possible-abduction/

I mean...WUT?

"Oakland Kidnapping Suspect Seen Stuffing Lobsters, Ribeye Down Pants Before Carjacking"

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Wife calls 911 over hubby's hookup request
S.C. woman claimed her husband wanted her to 'hook up with his sisters'

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/wi...uest/-/1637132/24557280/-/stc18f/-/index.html

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Girl Scout sells cookies by pot store

What a brilliant move... gal parks it outside the Colorado pot store... sells out in 45 minutes and calls for backup... sold everything she could get her hands on..

 

[LostLassie]

Write her name down. She's going to be richer than Bill Gates.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

By noon tomorrow, there will be a Girl Scout station parked outside every pot store in Colorado and Seattle
you won't be able to find a Girl Scout cookie till June

wait till the pizza dudes figure this out