Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[MaxBuck]

How would I rob people in international waters via webcam?

Check with Jenna Jameson; I bet she has some ideas.

 

[gmen6981]

1. Salvage ship
2. Offer deeply discounted cruise packages to M*ch*gan alumni groups
3. Profit

How long will your cruise be? Most fast food workers won't be able to get more than a couple days off in a row.

Can M*CH*GAN alums count cash without looking at the pictures of the food on the cash register?

 

[ScriptOhio]

You won't have to worry about

1. Salvage ship
2. Offer deeply discounted cruise packages to M*ch*gan alumni groups
3. Profit

Re: Back in 1976, a 4,200-ton cruise ship called the Lyubov Orlova was built in Yugoslavia and was specially designed to sail Russia's elite travelers around the coldest regions on Earth. Because, you know ... Russia. Why go to the Greek Islands when you can spend seven days floating next to an iceberg covered in seal turds?
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/24/tech/web/apparently-this-matters-lyubov-orlova-ghost-ship/index.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: rss/cnn_topstories (RSS: Top Stories)

That would definitely appeal to M*ch*gan alumni groups.

 

[buckeyebri]

Bring out your dead....bring out your dead.....

 

[Bucklion]

Man Crashes Car Into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...rant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection

Probably NSFW

 

[Saw31]

WTF?

 

[LostLassie]

Man Crashes Car Into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...rant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection

Probably NSFW

See, I knew there was a place for a thread like this, the world being in the state it is.

 

[muffler dragon]

Man Crashes Car Into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...rant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection

Probably NSFW

He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived.

Someone had the cajones to get close enough to this cat and his car to remove the keys!

 

[LostLassie]

It was cold out. They were probably wearing gloves.

 

[Dee-Liem]

I like the story of the Champaign County man buried on his Harley-Davidson this week.

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/01/31/buried-on-motorcycle.html

I appreciate that it's what he loved and wanted to be buried doing it.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I like the story of the Champaign County man buried on his Harley-Davidson this week.

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/01/31/buried-on-motorcycle.html

I appreciate that it's what he loved and wanted to be buried doing it.

@schwab

I can dig it. Plus if his grave is ever uncovered by archaeologists, it's gonna make headlines.

 

[Dee-Liem]

Women arrested for dumping body parts on side of TSUN highway.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...h-body-parts-dumped-along-michigan-roads?lite

 

[LostLassie]

Women arrested for dumping body parts on side of TSUN highway.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...h-body-parts-dumped-along-michigan-roads?lite

Theirs, or someone else's?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Women arrested for dumping body parts on side of TSUN highway.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...h-body-parts-dumped-along-michigan-roads?lite

Where the fuck else are you supposed to dump them?

 

[WyoBuck]

Where the fuck else are you supposed to dump them?

Seconded. That's like saying you can't take your garbage to the landfill.