"Ohio State continues 'Do Something Great' campaign; Boise State starts 'Drive Something Big' to counter it"
"Gee apologizes and donates to Little Sisters of the Poor; Says he should have just said TCU and Boise State 'can give me a blow me sandwich' instead"
"After awesome play call on 2 pt conversion in Rose Bowl, Bielema switches to spread offense"
"Notre Dame forced to join the MAC; are projected to finish 4th in the MAC West"
"Newton signs deal with Carolina after being drafted in the first round; takes pay cut, blames Claussen"
"Claussen, Quinn, JaMarcus Russell will have open competition after being acquired by Carolina; Ryan Leaf brought in as QB coach"
"Al Davis drafts Porsche 911 in the first round; Says 'Let's see those fuckers compete with my team speed now', goes back to Grayskull"
"After years of deliberation, Fairley realizes Arby's logo is a hat"
"Ron Franklin again fired from ESPN after saying to Mark May 'Yo, sweetcake goatee breath, lemme squeeze me some bitchtit"