Headlines We Would Like To See

[buckeyebri]

I thought in the wake of last nights upset, it might be fun to have a look at potential headlines from the game.

Aggressive Beavers Shred Trojans....
Shutdown Beavers Crush Trojans.....

 

[osugrad21]

Trojans, still feeling cocky after slapping Nuts, get swallowed by Beavers

:)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Headlines We Would Really Like To See

Ohio State 63 - Minnesota 0

Beanie Wells rushes for 500 yards and scores 9 TDs

 

[kippy1040]

How about this one "Dam those Beavers" or " In the WAKe of last nights upset the "Beavers damned up the Trojans"

 

[Steve19]

Ohio State crowned national champion is what came to my mind.

I also like:

Trojans no match for attacking Beavers

 

[mooktarr]

Beavers misuse trojans and break them.

 

[Buckeyefrankmp]

In the wake of this game, this is one I would like to see in January

Ohio State Finds Redemption In Roses
OSU beats USC in overtime classic

 

[Bucklion]

"Quizz is no boner: Trojans miss the mark on shifty Beaver"

 

[Bucklion]

And from the Corvallis Daily Whatever:

"Porous Trojans explode: complete Beaver coverage"

 

[Apache]

beavers

Trojan burst in Beaverland.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

for Jax:

Ann Arbor, Michigan: The near future.

Meteor Leaves Smouldering Crater Where Michigan Stadium Once Stood

According to the university, the Wolverines were playing Notre Dame at the stadium at the time of impact. This has yet to be confirmed, as we cannot find anyone who bothered to show up for the game (and no one has bothered to televise a game involving either school since 2012).

 

[JCOSU86]

"National Media scrambles to find excuses for 'The Greatest Team Ever'"

or wait, you said "would like to see" not "will see"

 

[Bucklion]

"National Media scrambles to find excuses for 'The Greatest Team Ever'"

or wait, you said "would like to see" not "will see"

"USC falls to #6...behind USC 2004, USC 2003, USC 2002, USC 2005, USC 2006"

 

[bukIpower]

"NUTS"

 

[TheIronColonel]

"Turns out it was just a mistake: Economy actually doing well, just took unannounced vacation to Boca"