Game of Thrones (Official Thread)

[Saw31]

Seriously. I'd let a thousand men and their horses fuck you for the death of this fictional douchebag.

fify

 

[BUCKYLE]

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HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN!

I remember you saying you were like 5'3". Your new nickname is Tyrion.

 

[Saw31]

HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN!

I remember you saying you were like 5'3". Your new nickname is Tyrion.

I'm 5'10"...but my penis is quite small. So "Half Man" could still be appropriate. :(

 

[BUCKYLE]

The best line of the episode was Bronn talking to the whore about his nose. "Don't feel too sorry for my nose, it'll be halfway up your ass by the end of the night". Classic Bronn.

 

[IronBuckI]

***SPOILER***








Not dead.

A little tip. That spoiler appeared on bpSpy. Spaces don't matter for bpSpy.

***SPOILER*** followed by a long line of characters, like: ..........................................................................................

wll prevent bpSpy from "spoiling" shit.

I didn't post this tip when I saw your spoiler on bpSpy, because I hadn't watched the episode yet, and was trying not to read this thread. Now that I have watched it...DAMN, THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Can't wait for 9PM tonight!

 

[IronBuckI]

The best line of the episode was Bronn talking to the whore about his nose. "Don't feel too sorry for my nose, it'll be halfway up your ass by the end of the night". Classic Bronn.

Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm 5'10"...but my penis is quite small. So "Half Man" could still be appropriate. :(

Don't sell yourself short. This is the interweb tubes. Your penis is gargantuan (so rarely get to use that in a sentence), your IQ is in the 175 range, and you're wearing a tuxedo right now.

 

[exhawg]

That just means the actor is doing a real good job of making you hate the character and that the writers did a real good job of writing a character to hate. All around, King Joffrey is despicable and annoying in a totally realistic way. I mean, can't you just see some medieval spoiled punk ascending too soon to the throne being just like Joffrey?

We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings but I don't think we?ve ever had a vicious idiot king.

I just watched all of season 2 over the past 2 weeks while my wife had her nose buried in the 50 Shades books. Prefect timing for for the finale.

 

[Buckeye513]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[exhawg]

How do you stop the Zombie Apocalypse when you don't have bullets to put in their heads?

 

[IronBuckI]

How do you stop the Zombie Apocalypse when you don't have bullets to put in their heads?

fire.

I told my wife at the end of the episode that it was unfortunate that the end of season 2 will be compared to the Walking Dead. Especially since the second book was released more than 13 years ago.

 

[exhawg]

fire.

I told my wife at the end of the episode that it was unfortunate that the end of season 2 will be compared to the Walking Dead. Especially since the second book was released more than 13 years ago.

These zombies look scarier than the Walking Dead zombies They look like they have a plan rather than see helicopter, start walking, hear gunshot, walk toward gunshot, kill people.

 

[OH10]

I was not expecting to see so many wights and white walkers. But it did depict fairly well why the Wall was built in the first place and why the wildings have consolidated an army walking towards the Wall (probably to get the hell out of there!).

I thought the House of the Undying was ridiculously stupid in the books but they did a good job making it at least somewhat ... cool, I guess.

Last night probably means the end of badass Tyrion now that he no longer has any real power or authority. That sucks.

Great speech by Theon Greyjoy. Hilarious result. I guess they will wait until next season or the season after that to introduce us to Roose Bolton's bastard - who was the one who burned Winterfell.

 

[Smudger]

How Arya should have celebrated escaping Harrenhal

 

[Smudger]

Too bad we have to wait almost an entire year for season three to come out. A Storm of Swords (Third book & basis for season 3) is my favorite book in the series & should make for an amazing season.