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Cleveland Indians 2015 Thread of Barely Restrained Contempt (BALLS)

These guys suck, but goats are awesome. All they do is eat stuff and climb on things. What's not to love?
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Why is it that I continue to abuse myself by remaining an Indians fan? I'm just completely unable to even think of being a fan of another team, even my wife's Red Sox. I know they're shitty, and will always be shitty, but I can't bring myself to leave.

Cleveland pro sports fans are perfect test subjects about abusive relationships for psychologists. :lol:
 
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Not to rant, but I am tired of the sycophants and apologists lauding how many walks Santana, and the team in general, draw. Walks are great when you have speed guys ready to swipe a bag or ferocious hitters that guys don't want to pitch to. The moose-fucking statues are so scared shitless to actually swing the bat that they draw walks because guys miss the zone a few times by accident...but don't worry, the next man up will make an out...or more likely 2.
 
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Not to rant, but I am tired of the sycophants and apologists lauding how many walks Santana, and the team in general, draw. Walks are great when you have speed guys ready to swipe a bag or ferocious hitters that guys don't want to pitch to. The moose-fucking statues are so scared [Mark May]less to actually swing the bat that they draw walks because guys miss the zone a few times by accident...but don't worry, the next man up will make an out...or more likely 2.
Not to pick on one guy but Santana is one guy that I wish the Indians could have gotten something for before July 31. He is an absolute waste especially when he is hitting in the #4 or #5 slots. Plus, he just looks like a slob. I just wish that they would play some of the younger guys or do something.
 
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