Cleveland Browns (2016 thread of unrelenting dumpster conflagration)

[tsteele316]

He was 8-8...that would be a miracle here

given the qb's he had in oakland that year, and the rest of that roster, he should feel right at home in cleveland.

 

[Mike80]

I can't believe the Browns actually landed what can only be seen as probably the best option out there.

We'll see if it works out...

 

[kujirakira]

I'm honestly not sure how I'm supposed to react when Browns news isn't dumpster fire worthy.
Do I wait for a retraction?
Is it time to go back into the fallout shelter?

 

[AKAK]

Is it time to go back into the fallout shelter?

Yeah man, its not so bad down here. Gonna be a long offseason but there's plenty of spam and tang.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I'm honestly not sure how I'm supposed to react when Browns news isn't dumpster fire worthy.
Do I wait for a retraction?
Is it time to go back into the fallout shelter?

You just wait for the inevitable bad news that is always sure to follow. You know, the "Browns gonna Brown," news. It seems like that news might be that they are looking at ex-Lions GM, Mayhew, as a GM candidate. A home run hire if I ever saw one. Guy did wonders with that Lions squad.

 

[BayBuck]

Huge Ackson? That's a ridiculous name!

 

[Bucklion]

You just wait for the inevitable bad news that is always sure to follow. You know, the "Browns gonna Brown," news. It seems like that news might be that they are looking at ex-Lions GM, Mayhew, as a GM candidate. A home run hire if I ever saw one. Guy did wonders with that Lions squad.

Huge Ackson? That's a ridiculous name!

I'll be honest, I half expected Hugh Jackman to show up at yesterday's PC

 

[buckeyebri]

You just wait for the inevitable bad news that is always sure to follow. You know, the "Browns gonna Brown," news. It seems like that news might be that they are looking at ex-Lions GM, Mayhew, as a GM candidate. A home run hire if I ever saw one. Guy did wonders with that Lions squad.

Hey be glad the Colts retained Grigson and took him out of the mix.....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I understand not wanting anything to do with Manziel, but it seems pretty short-sighted to announce that publicly. Just destroys any trade value the little weasel had.

 

[tsteele316]

I understand not wanting anything to do with Manziel, but it seems pretty short-sighted to announce that publicly. Just destroys any trade value the little weasel had.

the blond wig and sunglasses in vegas did that for him. the only place he had trade value was with dallas, and that hasn't changed.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

the blond wig and sunglasses in vegas did that for him. the only place he had trade value was with dallas, and that hasn't changed.

+ Lebron's PR agency dumping him + Nike dumping him....

 

[Bucklion]

I understand not wanting anything to do with Manziel, but it seems pretty short-sighted to announce that publicly. Just destroys any trade value the little weasel had.

At this point you couldn't trade him for a Joe Thomas rookie card

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

the blond wig and sunglasses in vegas did that for him. the only place he had trade value was with dallas, and that hasn't changed.

At this point you couldn't trade him for a Joe Thomas rookie card

I guess maybe I didn't realize how far off the rails he's gone.

 

[Bucklion]

I guess maybe I didn't realize how far off the rails he's gone.

Just think of it as a guy that even Walt Jockety wouldn't pay

 

[AKAK]

At this point you couldn't trade him for a Joe Thomas rookie card

What if we throw in some flying J fuel rewards?