Cleveland Browns (2016 thread of unrelenting dumpster conflagration)

[Mike80]

 

[NFBuck]

There's always next year...meaning 2017. Only not really. They'll still suck then, too.

 

[Buckeneye]

Just for reference from the 2014 Browns thread on the Johnny Foosball pick..

Kiss my ass! Be mad at all you want, this is a great pick!

I just want to drop kick this kid right in the face. Hindsight makes the collective conscience of this board even 'more' right than what we were 2 years ago.

 

[Mike80]

Factory of Sadness

 

[jlb1705]

 

[Bucklion]

I saw that Pettine had been fired...if this redneck stooge had done that and kept Farmer, well...#ownlikeabrown

 

[Bucklion]

Romeo Crennel has the second best winning percentage. I mean just let that sink in a moment.

 

[jlb1705]

Romeo Crennel has the second best winning percentage. I mean just let that sink in a moment.

The NFL's winningest ewok.

 

[Bucklion]

BTW I have heard through channels that Chip Kelly has been in the area...so I fully expect Jimmy Rebate to give him full control.

 

[Bucklion]

The question I suppose is how enamored Jimmy Rebate is with Johnny Hangover. Chip would be a direct hire to keep him as the QB.

 

[Buckeneye]

BTW I have heard through channels that Chip Kelly has been in the area...so I fully expect Jimmy Rebate to give him full control.

Chip Kelly is like the girl that turned you down once, maybe twice... Then you find out she's a whore and guess what? You're still enamored with her for some odd reason.

At least, that's how I picture Haslam feels about Chip.

 

[jlb1705]

BTW I have heard through channels that Chip Kelly has been in the area...so I fully expect Jimmy Rebate to give him full control.

I for one look forward to some Max Power football.

 

[Bucklion]

Chip Kelly is like the girl that turned you down once, maybe twice... Then you find out she's a whore and guess what? You're still enamored with her for some odd reason.

At least, that's how I picture Haslam feels about Chip.

Well she's fucked a lot, so despite the stories you hear about her not being that great in the sack, you still think she's hot and she HAS to have gotten better at it by now.

 

[Dryden]

 

[jlb1705]

To be fair, I'm sure Marvin Lewis would have been fired by now if he didn't get to face the Browns twice a year.