Cleveland Browns (2016 thread of unrelenting dumpster conflagration)

[LitlBuck]

Mary Kay CabotVerified account‏@MaryKayCabot
That's 2 #NFL suspensions for #Browns players in less than a week, including rookie WR Jordan Payton's PED suspension Friday

This should have been the easiest case any attorney worth his weight in salt.. should have been able to beat this
"Your honor, I submit Exhibit A... it's a print-out of the NFL standings... we are the ONLY team without a win this year... no way is anyone on this team doing PED...
and if we are using something.. I'd like to file a malpractice suit against the manufacturer.. because it obviously does not work"

Being so close to Christmas, it is only appropriate that a guy with a first name of Alvin be suspended

 

[tsteele316]

Mary Kay CabotVerified account‏@MaryKayCabot
That's 2 #NFL suspensions for #Browns players in less than a week, including rookie WR Jordan Payton's PED suspension Friday

This should have been the easiest case any attorney worth his weight in salt.. should have been able to beat this
"Your honor, I submit Exhibit A... it's a print-out of the NFL standings... we are the ONLY team without a win this year... no way is anyone on this team doing PED...
and if we are using something.. I'd like to file a malpractice suit against the manufacturer.. because it obviously does not work"

Bailey's suspension was for getting a DUI after getting off the team plane, not PEDs.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Plenty of tickets available for Sunday's clash at Buffalo. Prices start at $7.00.

https://www.stubhub.com/buffalo-bil...false&qtyddab=false&dUpg=false&sort=price+asc

Probably more entertainment to be had outside the stadium than inside:

 

[LitlBuck]

Hue Jackson to Joe Haden: 'Next year this time, we'll be getting ready for the playoffs'


I think he is crazy and I am not talking about Haden

 

[Trevi]

Hue Jackson to Joe Haden: 'Next year this time, we'll be getting ready for the playoffs'


I think he is crazy and I am not talking about Haden

Well they could be getting their man caves ready for watching the playoffs.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[OHSportsFan]

Even the Raiders are making the playoffs.

 

[Buckeneye]

Seeing Oakland in the playoffs actually gives me a glimmer of hope.

That's the one team that was just fucking awful for as long as we've been.

 

[Bucklion]

Seeing Oakland in the playoffs actually gives me a glimmer of hope.

That's the one team that was just fucking awful for as long as we've been.

Could have had those players too
It took Al Davis taking a dirt nap to turn the Raiders around...

 

[NFBuck]

It's a damn shame the clowns and Niners don't play this year. That would be one for the ages...

 

[Bucklion]

It's a damn shame the clowns and Niners don't play this year. That would be one for the ages...

The Jets game being next week would be bitchin too

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Could have had those players too
It took Al Davis taking a dirt nap to turn the Raiders around...

You're not joking.

 

[TDunk]

Wow. That's family right there. My mom's twin sister is married to her dad. I knew she had a decent youtube following, but now that LJB has quoted her... She's made the big time.

 

[Buckeneye]

Could have had those players too
It took Al Davis taking a dirt nap to turn the Raiders around...

Nah, we didn't want Khalil Mack. Too busy trading down for Gilbert.

 

[tsteele316]

Nah, we didn't want Khalil Mack. Too busy trading down for Gilbert.

That was a mike pettine special. Farmer wanted Mack there but bent to the wishes of his head coach. If farmer had any spine, the browns would have walked away from that draft with Mack and bridgewater