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CCI writes "The Man laws"

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If involved in a threesome with another guy and a girl, the men shalt not touch each other, even accidentally, unless it is a "high five."




If involved in a threesome with two chicks, the man must take pictures. Its the only way to prove his manhoodtruthiness when telling the story later!
 
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OCBuckWife;885319; said:
If involved in a threesome with another guy and a girl, the men shalt not touch each other, even accidentally, unless it is a "high five."




If involved in a threesome with two chicks, the man must take pictures. Its the only way to prove his manhoodtruthiness when telling the story later!
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Still another word added to the BP Urban dictionary;" manhoodtruthiness"
Well done grass-hopper! :biggrin:
 
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OCBuckWife;885319; said:
If involved in a threesome with another guy and a girl, the men shalt not touch each other, even accidentally, unless it is a "high five."




If involved in a threesome with two chicks, the man must take pictures. Its the only way to prove his manhoodtruthiness when telling the story later!
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I thought it was man law to never be in a multiple partner/multiple man situation?

Shouldnt it always be multiple girls to one guy?
 
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SparkyOSU;885372; said:
I thought it was man law to never be in a multiple partner/multiple man situation?
Shouldnt it always be multiple girls to one guy?
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Does that mean if a totally smoking hot chick wanted to have sex with you but only if your best friend was there too you would say no?
 
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OCBuckWife;885379; said:
Does that mean if a totally smoking hot chick wanted to have sex with you but only if your best friend was there too you would say no?
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years ago I would of said who's first :groove: Now :shake:
IronBuckI;885380; said:
I thought that it was; as long as your balls don't touch, you're not gay.
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:! No man is going near my Johnson or Balls
 
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Eventually you will want to see a urologist.
50% of all men will have prostrate problems of one kind (swollen) or another (cancer).
Then you'll be happy to have the plumbing inspected! :biggrin:
If you should ever have trouble peeing, get your sorry ass to a urologist, pronto!
 
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Taosman;885399; said:
Eventually you will want to see a urologist.
50% of all men will have prostrate problems of one kind (swollen) or another (cancer).
Then you'll be happy to have the plumbing inspected! :biggrin:
If you should ever have trouble peeing, get your sorry ass to a urologist, pronto!
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:slappy: Been there

Done that:groove:
 
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iambrutus;579330; said:
this is a given but...

you cannot have two favorite sports teams in the same sport (ie, you can't be a Yankee's fan and an Oakland fan) only exception is when the teams are in seperate leagues (al/nl afc/nfc)
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I refuse to see anything unmanly in rooting for the Reds and the Indians... but I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on a flaming Bengal... so maybe...

I do find it unmanly to root for the Cowboys and the Dolphins.
 
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