True in what you imply here but the topic was your statement that "there is no bad pizza"gregorylee;886102; said:
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Buckeyedynasty
I'd hit it!
Good "point" but my "point" is BIG!BucyrusBuckeye;885943; said:Has anyone ever heard anyone claim they are "small"
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starBUCKS
BPCFFB League #2 League Champion 2008 & 2010
A nice list that was compiled and sent to me:
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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PlanetFrnd
Head Coach
After seeing the CCI wants to know if... thread, I had to check out the Man Law list... for the record, I've always called it Guy Code, but in the wake of the highly publicized Miller Lite campaign, I'll give.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. I also refuse, no matter the circumstance, to hold the purse. Never. I don't care if she's juggling fire, there will be no purse holding. It may have Kotex or Tampons inside.
Never, ever, take food off another man's plate. If its still in the pot/pan/bowl/box/cupboard/etc. its ok, but nothing off a man's plate. You may only take food off of your wife/girlfriend's plate or from your own kids. Actually, from any kids.
WRONG. Wingmanning is an essential part of being a man - its what seperates us from the beasts in terms of community.
Your buddy will ALWAYS owe you after a wing well manned, however, acceptible forms of payback include a) buying of beer, b) retelling of story to affirm wingman's effort and c) hiding all evidence from wingman's significant other.
Hence the wingman laws. NOT wingmanning for a buddy is a corrallary of cock-blocking.
Man Law.
Absolute man law. However, it should be stated that the spirit of the law insists that the men should collaborate on a story as to reduce risk with both (or more) significant others. Only acception is when put directly on the spot (e.g. "My girlfriend found your speedating card"..."Did you say she was a 'Ho, Fo sho?'"..."awww, yeah, she was a Ho... Fo Shooooo")
Taosman;578823; said:
OSUsushichic;578830; said:Can I interject? It is a MAN that has the balls enough to do this for his girl.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. I also refuse, no matter the circumstance, to hold the purse. Never. I don't care if she's juggling fire, there will be no purse holding. It may have Kotex or Tampons inside.
Taosman;578845; said:
Never, ever, take food off another man's plate. If its still in the pot/pan/bowl/box/cupboard/etc. its ok, but nothing off a man's plate. You may only take food off of your wife/girlfriend's plate or from your own kids. Actually, from any kids.
Saw31;579075; said:
WRONG. Wingmanning is an essential part of being a man - its what seperates us from the beasts in terms of community.
IronBuckI;579268; said:
Your buddy will ALWAYS owe you after a wing well manned, however, acceptible forms of payback include a) buying of beer, b) retelling of story to affirm wingman's effort and c) hiding all evidence from wingman's significant other.
Saw31;579968; said:
Hence the wingman laws. NOT wingmanning for a buddy is a corrallary of cock-blocking.
CCI;579977; said:
Man Law.
Saw31;580122; said:
Absolute man law. However, it should be stated that the spirit of the law insists that the men should collaborate on a story as to reduce risk with both (or more) significant others. Only acception is when put directly on the spot (e.g. "My girlfriend found your speedating card"..."Did you say she was a 'Ho, Fo sho?'"..."awww, yeah, she was a Ho... Fo Shooooo")
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Gatorubet
Loathing All Things Georgia
Zurp;949470; said:
Here, I disagree....I have punted small dogs that have attempted to bite my ankles off the porch and over the hedges without seeming harm to the animals. Self protection as a defense is an exception. Another exception is my sister-in-law's small white poodle who wears a black t-shirt that says "SECURITY"
That shit deserves kicking
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Now just wait a minute, what was the down and distance? was there a cat available?Taosman;960718; said:
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Buckeneye
I lead, you follow.
Proposal.
IF your drunken friend is molested/violated/felt up or touched in any way deemed not suitable by a woman that is unattractive by any man standards;
and you have failed in your wingman duties to prevent the action.... the blame falls on your shoulders and retribution shall be swift.
Sum it up; if your boy is fucked with by a fat chick because he's passed out
and you do nothing. pray to god that you receive forgiveness.
IF your drunken friend is molested/violated/felt up or touched in any way deemed not suitable by a woman that is unattractive by any man standards;
and you have failed in your wingman duties to prevent the action.... the blame falls on your shoulders and retribution shall be swift.
Sum it up; if your boy is fucked with by a fat chick because he's passed out
and you do nothing. pray to god that you receive forgiveness.
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ulukinatme
Old Skool
Heres a law we developed in football, although the uses are limited: When borrowing another man's towel, the cloth does not come in contact with the belt area under any circumstances.
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