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CCI writes "The Man laws"

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"If two men are fighting, and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and siezes him by his private parts, you shall cut of her hand. Show no mercy.

-Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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"Ladies, we respect your right to resolve disputes in whatever manner you feel necessary for the situation. But, DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK."
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bitches keep away from the junk!
 
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[quote='BusNative;111970;3]New one:

Toilets in men's room stalls should never be automatic. Men should have the option to courtesy flush as necessary.[/quote]

Let's get the manual flush option along with the sensor.

Edit: I first saw this at a strip club on a urinal. The crapper there was still manual.
 
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souL;1119780; said:
Let's get the manual flush option along with the sensor.

Edit: I first saw this at a strip club on a urinal. The crapper there was still manual.
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I have no (man) legal issue with the automated urinal, so long as it doesn't prematurely flush (pre-shake, for example).

Sorry if I wasn't clear, I meant my proposed law only for shitters.
 
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