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CCI writes "The Man laws"

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gregorylee;885762; said:
After eating Pizza Hut tonight, I submit

There is really no such thing as bad pizza, only better pizza, and I have had better pizza...
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Agree but CCI man law states that the only better pizza is the cold pizza that is left over the next morning

Best Buckeye;885810; said:
In that vein of thought let us consider for a moment frozen pizza........
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Man law~ This method takes to long to cook when you can drink and wait on the pizza to get brought to you by some hottie :biggrin:
 
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CCI;885813; said:
Man law~ This method takes to long to cook when you can drink and wait on the pizza to get brought to you by some hottie :biggrin:
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Where are you getting your pizza? I have never had a "hottie" deliver me pizza....to this point in life it has been a sausage fest of delivery driver guys......no thank you, don't swing that way. :wink:
 
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Buckeyedynasty;885919; said:
Where are you getting your pizza? I have never had a "hottie" deliver me pizza....to this point in life it has been a sausage fest of delivery driver guys......no thank you, don't swing that way. :wink:
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I personally think there is a law that says that "no pizza company shall hire Babes in scanty cothing to home deliver" .
 
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Buckeyedynasty;885919; said:
Where are you getting your pizza? I have never had a "hottie" deliver me pizza....to this point in life it has been a sausage fest of delivery driver guys......no thank you, don't swing that way. :wink:
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You need to get out of the city and come down to Dub C where the corn grows brother
 
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BucyrusBuckeye;885943; said:
Has anyone ever heard anyone claim they are "small" :slappy:
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Revision to A CCI Man Law
1. Don't ever admit that your johnson needs a Penis Pump
2. If ever caught buying ED medicine such as, Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, while at your local Pharmacy, you are required to leave your phone # :groove:with that chick


Taosman;885972; said:
"It's shrinkage! Shrinkage I tell ya!" George from Seinfield............
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:rofl:
 
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CCI;885976; said:
Revision to A CCI Man Law
1. Don't ever admit that your johnson needs a Penis Pump
2. If ever caught buying ED medicine such as, Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, while at your local Pharmacy, you are required to leave your phone # :groove:with that chick
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There has to be something fundamentally wrong if a "man law" has to be revisioned. That should never have to happen since men don't make mistakes. :slappy:
 
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I would think that this would be an "unstated, but understood," man law: thou shalt not order an orange cream margarita unless it is for a lovely, but misguided, lady who is drinking with you.

And its corollary law: thou shalt never post a liking for orange cream margaritas on a football web site.

Likewise anyone who drinks lite beer, "for the taste," is out of his fucking mind and should have his man card suspended for an indefinite period of time.
 
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