CCI writes "The Man laws"

[Jagdaddy]

Cigars with wood or plastic tips may only be enjoyed while fishing.

 

[iambrutus]

Cigars with wood or plastic tips may only be enjoyed while fishing.

no those aren't cigars, those are just cigarettes

 

[OH10]

Never bitch about:

1. Free food,

2. Free beer.

3. Free pussy.

You can turn it down, but you can't whine about it when you take the offerings.

 

[gregorylee]

god one.
A New Man Law
First to pass out gets to clean the place up the next morning. Is the first person to get a picture taken while passed out with mouth wide open with your buddies holding there johnsons with a picture stating I suck D!CK

VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO!!!!!

I aint puttin my johnson no fucking where near some dudes open mouth!!!!

edit, or closed mouth either bunch a f@#LL!@#%%#'s




something you need to be tellin us CCI?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Never bitch about:

1. Free food,

2. Free beer.

3. Free pussy.

You can turn it down, but you can't whine about it when you take the offerings.

Second.

 

[Saw31]

You are required to provide a buddy with any and all appropriate alibis that he made need if questioned by his woman. The only exception is if providing said alibi is going to get you into trouble with your own woman...

 

[OH10]

You are required to provide a buddy with any and all appropriate alibis that he made need if questioned by his woman. The only exception is if providing said alibi is going to get you into trouble with your own woman...

Man Law.

An addendum to that. It shall be punishable to the maximum extent of the Man Laws to ever slip up in front of your buddy's woman about his exploits - no amount of alcohol will excuse this conduct.

 

[CCI]

VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO!!!!!

I aint puttin my johnson no fucking where near some dudes open mouth!!!!

edit, or closed mouth either bunch a f@#LL!@#%%#'s




something you need to be tellin us CCI?

the dude is passed out

 

[gregorylee]

the dude is passed out

It matters not!

If it was a chick I would say go for it, you would probably end up in jail, but go for it.

Dudes are out of the question no matter what!

 

[CCI]

It matters not!

If it was a chick I would say go for it, you would probably end up in jail, but go for it.

Dudes are out of the question no matter what!

it's like a practical joke and when we take the pic make copies and spread them around work

LMAO

 

[tyrus]

I havent read this entire thread, so forgive me if this has been posted, but this is a pretty funny site.


http://www.manlaws.com/

 

[MightbeaBuck]

I havent read this entire thread, so forgive me if this has been posted, but this is a pretty funny site.
http://www.manlaws.com/

What, you trying to ruin it for us, tyrus?

Never, ever buy Kotex or Tampons for your girlfriend/wife!
(Condoms are always OK to buy!)

I would change this to: Never, ever buy feminine products. It would not be cool to buy such products as cottage cheese, pre-made salads (unless of course, they are at least fifty percent taco meat), yogurt, or any other such feminine products. The reason is simple. Somebody may think its for you.

By the same token, it would be alright to buy kotex, tampons, or most any other hygiene product, because it is obviously for a woman. You are making a statement "Yes, I have a woman." and, "Yes I am a providor." But most importantly, "No, dumb ass, it's not for me."

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

By the same token, it would be alright to buy kotex, tampons, or most any other hygiene product, because it is obviously for a woman. You are making a statement "Yes, I have a woman." and, "Yes I am a providor." But most importantly, "No, dumb ass, it's not for me."

And more importantly, its saying, "She isn't knocked up!!!!"

 

[CCI]

And more importantly, its saying, "She isn't knocked up!!!!"

also if the person is buying products that have to do with a womans time of the month

They probably have there RED WINGS or they are not getting anything at all

 

[CCI]

Bump New Man law any mention of in a CCI thread