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CCI writes "The Man laws"

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Saw31 said:
If a particular chick has been officially designated "a whore" or "a slut" (i;e "not girlfriend material"), there is no "right to exclusivity". She is fair game, no matter who was first...

You must, however, inform any of your friends that don't know her, that she is in fact, not girlfriend material and has been tapped by the rest of you, before they do something stupid like ask her out on a real date...You owe that to them...
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If your best friend breaks up with his girlfriend/slut/whore via her dumping him, you must wait at least 6 months before you're to ask her out, that's if she is drop dead gorgeous! If you do so before the 6 months, you must seek the permission of your best friend to ask her out! Never!!!!
Man Law
 
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cant call it said:
Law #1 - If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits, forever, unless the guy says its ok and gives his blessing. When the blessing is given however, you are required to go through an extensive interview process with the rest of the family. If you fail that, the off-limits ruling stands, if you pass, then have at it.
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This rule is far to restrictive and should be limited guys you consider friends, not all guys that you have known for 24 hours. If I don't like a dude I could give a shit what he thinks about me dating his sister.
If a guy really wants to date the sister of one of his friends it is acceptable to disassociate himself with said friend if permission is denied and said sister is really hot and he wants to date her anyway.
 
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Saw31 said:
If a particular chick has been officially designated "a whore" or "a slut" (i;e "not girlfriend material"), there is no "right to exclusivity". She is fair game, no matter who was first...

You must, however, inform any of your friends that don't know her, that she is in fact, not girlfriend material and has been tapped by the rest of you, before they do something stupid like ask her out on a real date...You owe that to them...
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I have a buddy that married the dorm slut. She cleaned up her act after they started dating.
 
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OSUsushichic said:
Can I interject?
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No.
cant call it said:
If you know for a fact that a woman is indeed taken, don't try to pick her up and take her home. That's just not cool. Think about how bad it'd suck for you if you're seeing a hot chick for a long time and suddenly you lose her because some dickweed violated this law.

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Only way this law is breakable is if the chick mentions she's not seeing anyone (in this case she may be dishonest about it or is in fact not seeing anyone) then it is fair game. IF after the nightcap you find out indeed she was dating someone else, you're not at fault for her dishonesty and if the guy she's seeing finds about this affair, he is legally obliged to punish her, and not come after you since you didn't know about it, even if you can or can't take him in a fight.
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If a woman is actually taken. She will not go home with you. It's not up to a single guy to not try and fuck a beautiful woman. It's up to the woman, in a relationship, to not be a whore.
Saw31 said:
I'm going to be a contrarian here...

You are NOT required to hook up with the fat chick so your buddy can get the hot chick...Fuck that "wingman" shit. I don't play that game...If he picked a hot chick with a nasty friend, he is on his own. I will be a man-law outlaw if I have to.
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The Fox and The Ox rule can only be taken so far. If The Ox wants to give me head, and that distracts her long enough for my buddy to get laid, then he still owes me. If I have to go any further, then he's going to have to find a way to turn off The Fox's cell phone, before The Ox has a chance to call with her sob story about me being a jerk.
 
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Always, Always, Always lie if the lady in your life ask the question "does this dress fit too tight" or something similar to that effect.

Play dumb whenever possible when your lady is speaking to you.. They will talk for about 10 minutes then ask if you are listening, then with a one word response, "Huh?" she will walk away and leave you in peace.
 
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cant call it said:
Law #1 - If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits, forever, unless the guy says its ok and gives his blessing. When the blessing is given however, you are required to go through an extensive interview process with the rest of the family. If you fail that, the off-limits ruling stands, if you pass, then have at it
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I wholeheartedly disagree with this rule - in every aspect. Don't ask me to explain any good reasons. Just know that I've violated this rule at least 3 times.

What can I say? I have friends with hot sisters.

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If your best friend breaks up with his girlfriend/slut/whore via her dumping him, you must wait at least 6 months before you're to ask her out, that's if she is drop dead gorgeous! If you do so before the 6 months, you must seek the permission of your best friend to ask her out! Never!!!!
Man Law
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Again, disagree with this rule. If your friend puts the wood to a chick, you can only put the wood to her later on under these strict circumstances:

1. You're drunk or otherwise under the influence of something.
2. Your buddy was never in love with her.
3. And you are currently experiencing at least a 2-month drought.
 
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