CCI writes "The Man laws"

[bkochmc]

I got one, Michigan does and always will suck.

I disagree... this isn't a man law, it's a natural law that applies to everything and everyone. :scum4:

 

[iambrutus]

no man shall agree to be married on a saturday in the fall....


stupid co workers

 

[RhodeIslandBuck]

I disagree... this isn't a man law, it's a natural law that applies to everything and everyone. :scum4:

Good Point, You got me on that one.

 

[OH10]

this is a given but...

you cannot have two favorite sports teams in the same sport (ie, you can't be a Yankee's fan and an Oakland fan) only exception is when the teams are in seperate leagues (al/nl afc/nfc)

Man Law. But there needs to be one more exception. If a professional sports team suddenly and unexpectedly comes to your hometown (i.e. the Blue Jackets), you can be a fan regardless of who your favorite team is.

 

[High Lonesome]

when on a hunting trip the only thing mandatory is Whisky...even hunting itself is strictly optional

 

[Taosman]

I had an instance where a girl I was hot for was still involved with a guy in the service, stationed over seas.
I could tell there was something between us more than friendship.
But, I could not close the deal because said guy I knew personally, (stand up guy,) and he was serving over seas.
We could call this the:
Not cool to steal stand up guys chick while he's over seas, rule. :tongue2:

 

[iambrutus]

Man Law. But there needs to be one more exception. If a professional sports team suddenly and unexpectedly comes to your hometown (i.e. the Blue Jackets), you can be a fan regardless of who your favorite team is.

let it be said, let it be done

man law

 

[sandgk]

I disagree... this isn't a man law, it's a natural law that applies to everything and everyone. :scum4:

Actually, I think this is more like a universal constant.

Candidate Law -- The only fully-sanctioned source of heat for a Man to make a meal is an open flame; OR
Men do not cook - Men grill.

 

[scooter1369]

Candidate Law -- The only fully-sanctioned source of heat for a Man to make a meal is an open flame; OR
Men do not cook - Men grill.

I oppose this bill. A man can provide a meal for his kids while standing in the kitchen. I do this 6 days a week.

 

[CCI]

I oppose this bill. A man can provide a meal for his kids while standing in the kitchen. I do this 6 days a week.

Amend to a Man Law
my dad was a way better cook than Mom

 

[Saw31]

"Cock blocking" is strictly prohibited and is punishable to the fullest extent of the man-law...

 

[CCI]

"Cock blocking" is strictly prohibited and is punishable to the fullest extent of the man-law...

Saw31 who is cock blocking you, Some lame that needs to be put in Pond Scum till his skin withers away.

Amend a new Man law: Cock blocking, which is a F1 (felony)

 

[scooter1369]

"Cock blocking" is strictly prohibited and is punishable to the fullest extent of the man-law...

Seconded.

 

[iambrutus]

canidate law...

if you are the first to "break the seal" has to be the beer fetching bitch the rest of the night.

 

[CCI]

canidate law...

if you are the first to "break the seal" has to be the beer fetching bitch the rest of the night.

god one.
A New Man Law
First to pass out gets to clean the place up the next morning. Is the first person to get a picture taken while passed out with mouth wide open with your buddies holding there johnsons with a picture stating I suck D!CK