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CCI writes "The Man laws"

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gregorylee said:
when helping a bud move into his new (even if it is just new to him) house, it is never, and I mean never acceptable to crown his throne (that would be to be the first to dump in his toilet to you females :wink: )
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Paradoxically, it is just fine to bless the porch after the tables and chairs are all moved in, by ripping a blast, while seated on the stoop :wink2:
 
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Another Man law
If you help a friend move, you are allowed to expect beer as primary compensation. However, you're not allowed to bitch about the kind of beer it is, though you are allowed to complain if its not at a suitable temperature.
 
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The ultimate man law

If you know for a fact that a woman is indeed taken, don't try to pick her up and take her home. That's just not cool. Think about how bad it'd suck for you if you're seeing a hot chick for a long time and suddenly you lose her because some dickweed violated this law.

Amendment 1:
Only way this law is breakable is if the chick mentions she's not seeing anyone (in this case she may be dishonest about it or is in fact not seeing anyone) then it is fair game. IF after the nightcap you find out indeed she was dating someone else, you're not at fault for her dishonesty and if the guy she's seeing finds about this affair, he is legally obliged to punish her, and not come after you since you didn't know about it, even if you can or can't take him in a fight.
 
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cant call it said:
If you know for a fact that a woman is indeed taken, don't try to pick her up and take her home. That's just not cool. Think about how bad it'd suck for you if you're seeing a hot chick for a long time and suddenly you lose her because some dickweed violated this law.

Amendment 1:
Only way this law is breakable is if the chick mentions she's not seeing anyone (in this case she may be dishonest about it or is in fact not seeing anyone) then it is fair game. IF after the nightcap you find out indeed she was dating someone else, you're not at fault for her dishonesty and if the guy she's seeing finds about this affair, he is legally obliged to punish her, and not come after you since you didn't know about it, even if you can or can't take him in a fight.
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I would amend your amendment, if she mentions she isn't wearing panties...

all bets are off.


....and as long as you don't know the guy, you are doing him a favor vanquishing him from this scandalous ho.

I would add, it is your job, no, your duty to tell your boys if their woman is cheating on them. Although, tact may be in play.

This does also require that you are not the person fucking them, in which case, you are due an ass beating with no excusable recourse.
 
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and since this is the "man thread", if your woman looks like this....

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or this


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[sarcasm]Please give me your address so that I can watch your back when you aren't around[/sarcasm]
 
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