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Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers)

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ORD_Buckeye;1670294; said:
From the sounds of it, he's either a serial rapist and needs to spend some quality time at a fuck me in the ass prison. Or he's a complete imbecile ignoring, what I assume has been, the advice of his lawyers, pr people and team management.

In either case, he's not exactly a figure worthy of sympathy.
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Wait a minute; why would anyone put up with years of boring practices, in heat and humidity, freezing rain/sleet/snow, games where you're getting your lights turned off, your knees twisted well beyond 10%, your ribs cracked, your eyes gouged and your sniffer broken -- not to mention having your scrotum shoved, kicked, thrust up around your pituitary gland -- if there weren't some form of major pay off? There's a reason there are cheerleaders at the games and Annies in bars in road game hotels.
 
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cincibuck;1670309; said:
Wait a minute; why would anyone put up with years of boring practices, in heat and humidity, freezing rain/sleet/snow, games where you're getting your lights turned off, your knees twisted well beyond 10%, your ribs cracked, your eyes gouged and your sniffer broken -- not to mention having your scrotum shoved, kicked, thrust up around your pituitary gland -- if there weren't some form of major pay off? There's a reason there are cheerleaders at the games and Annies in bars in road game hotels.
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Hey, do it Tom Brady or Derek Jeter style and hook up with a string of hot actresses and supermodels. Toothlessberger doesn't--even with the civil suit hanging over his head in Tahoe--have enough sense to not bang bar skanks in public restrooms, and that's the most generous, benefit of the doubt version for TB. Even if he's innocent of rape, he's guilty of stupidity which should have a penalty.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;1670318; said:
Hey, do it Tom Brady or Derek Jeter style and hook up with a string of hot actresses and supermodels. Toothlessberger doesn't--even with the civil suit hanging over his head in Tahoe--have enough sense to not bang bar skanks in public restrooms, and that's the most generous, benefit of the doubt version for TB. Even if he's innocent of rape, he's guilty of stupidity which should have a penalty.
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Yeah, but Jeter and Brady didn't have to grow up in Findlay smelling oil fumes 24/7, and as a kid he had to play behind the coach's son until his senior year, which meant that even though they'd dropped and his hormone meter was pegged on 'raging' he wasn't getting his share of auto-pilot resuscitation.
 

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Quoted in SI.com: "The facts show that there was no criminal activity. No sexual assault occurred," attorney Ed Garland said in a statement Monday. "Ben is completely innocent of any crime."​

Oh, well, then! Case closed! Why are we even still discussing the matter?​

Everybody knows no attorney would ever represent a person who was guilty of a crime, much less lie about it. ​
 
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localyokel;1670681; said:
Quoted in SI.com: "The facts show that there was no criminal activity. No sexual assault occurred," attorney Ed Garland said in a statement Monday. "Ben is completely innocent of any crime."​


Oh, well, then! Case closed! Why are we even still discussing the matter?​


Everybody knows no attorney would ever represent a person who was guilty of a crime, much less lie about it. ​
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Yea! Get the pitch forks and torches!!1!!1
 
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