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Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers)

Sure you weren't hacked by BBbrain's agent?

Not so sure it's gonna be that easy in the 3-D world to erase his history.

Bruce Drennan just read a story about someone who said he was hired to investigate a previous incident in a bar (might have been in Vegas--I channel-surfed in the middle of it) involving Recklessberger which sounded exactly like the incident he just bullet-dodged. I flipped over to ESPiN, but they didn't have anything new, except to suggest the NFL might place BBbrain in a treatment program*, and to mention his tidy new haircut**.

*1) I didn't know the NFL had a treatment program for serial rapists.

**2) All things considered, I'm not sure it's his hair that BB needs trimmed.

Afterthought: You know your client is in trouble when the accusations against him become a class-action suit.

Afterthought #2: Maybe the trim wasn't for Goodell's benefit. The less hair, the less DNA evidence to leave behind.
 
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At least Kenny Powers was funny

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Dude, seriously, WTF is that on your head?
 
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