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Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
Hey, do it Tom Brady or Derek Jeter style and hook up with a string of hot actresses and supermodels. Toothlessberger doesn't--even with the civil suit hanging over his head in Tahoe--have enough sense to not bang bar skanks in public restrooms, and that's the most generous, benefit of the doubt version for TB. Even if he's innocent of rape, he's guilty of stupidity which should have a penalty.
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wasn't there a story out there about Tom Brady asking some chick if she wanted to screw at a bar?
 
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sepia5;1670685; said:
Yea! Get the pitch forks and torches!!1!!1
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I am almost positive I've spotted the scars on BR's neck where his bolts used to be.
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I heard he had the procedure performed by a doc who was running a two-for-one special:
surgical removal of neck bolts and good judgment.


Perhaps it would have been prudent to seek a second opinion.
Fire! And lots of it!


maybe not...
 
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You gotta give it to the boy...if nothing else, he's classy. A public restroom in a bar? I don't even like hanging my coat up in public restrooms.

Perhaps BR's luck with the law, if not the ladies, would improve if he'd follow a few simple guidelines before unzippering. For example:

*Postpone contact until he knows a woman's first and last name
*Limit himself to those he's acquainted with for a period longer than a Geico commercial
*Stay home...invite someone over. Then he should at least be able to claim they consented to being in his house, if not his bed.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;1671962; said:
How do we know? For all we know, Ben's crotch looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.
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I thought about changing "that" to "if", but I edit too many posts on here as it is. Plus, without substantiation, I'd probably get accused of carrying torches & pitchforks after Recklessberger's crotch--an idea not entirely without merit (and possibly therapeutic for some conditions).
 
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Big Ben's Roethlisberger

So I accidentally deleted the roethlisberger thread when deleting some spam, feel free to post the relevant links again, maybe including the previous incidents (motorcycle, etc)
 
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