2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Dexter's laboratory.

 

[pnuts34]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Adopting that particular song as some lame attempt to match Sloopy or Jump Around has to be one of the great self-owns in human history. Song is literally some loser feeling sorry for himself because some other cat is balls deep in his broad.

 

[charlohiottean]

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Perpetually parked on the entrance ramp to realization.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Adopting that particular song as some lame attempt to match Sloopy or Jump Around has to be one of the great self-owns in human history. Song is literally some loser feeling sorry for himself because some other cat is balls deep in his broad.

So ironically on brand it's just classic DFBIA.

 

[pnuts34]

 

[jakenick06]

Calling in to report a murder:

 

[BuckyKatt]

Song is literally some loser feeling sorry for himself because some other cat is balls deep in his broad.

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[pnuts34]

 

[Gizmo]

I don't see the issue.

 

[Thump]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/college-football/article/college-football-winners-and-losers-the-big-tens-depth-looks-even-shallower-in-2026-will-that-be-a-college-football-playoff-problem-013933000.html

 

[Zurp]

Spoiler alert: they were cheating.

C'mon, Dude. Raise your hand and wait to be called upon.

 

[Gizmo]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/college-football/article/college-football-winners-and-losers-the-big-tens-depth-looks-even-shallower-in-2026-will-that-be-a-college-football-playoff-problem-013933000.html

All I got out of that is "the good teams should be good", "the 'they might be good' teams might be good" and some teams are worse than expected. That's true both in the B1G and outside of the B1G.

 

[scarletngray]

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Gee....I wonder WHAT the "excuse" would be?

I guess he chose to forget the cheating part. How convenient of him.