2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[OREGONSOCKPUPPET]

Like many have stated, coach Whitt is a placeholder to make sure no dumb shit happens. Those idiots need to pull the plug on Whit and identify a modern coach up to speed with this game. Michigan has the resources and money to be a consistent top 10 team. The good news is that they keep fucking it up and I hope they do for the next 100 years.

 

[buckeyemania11]

How is it possible that Underwood has managed to regress? He was crappy last year but he's actually fucking worse this year

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

How is it possible that Underwood has managed to regress? He was crappy last year but he's actually fucking worse this year

Maybe paying a high school kid ridiculous money for no reason has consequences? Especially at a place whose culture it is to believe that merely being at scUM makes you a winner.

 

[Zurp]

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/portnoybarstool-sports-no-longer-fox-big-noon-kickoff

He's really annoying as f. I mean, he's a fan so I enjoy the reveling but man he's a pest. Makes people hate Michigan. That other idiot on ESPN is a harmless yokel. But portnoy. I'm not shocked

I bolded the one part, only to say, "You're really delusional if you think that's why people hate your team.

 

[OREGONSOCKPUPPET]

How is it possible that Underwood has managed to regress? He was crappy last year but he's actually fucking worse this year

They actually looked better last year. Their oline had several returning players and they look worse than last year as well. Their run game is far worse this year than last year.

 

[Zurp]

Check out the dude with the epic beard. I'd buy him a beer or five.
The rest can watch me laugh at them.

 

[BB73]

… merely being at scUM makes you a winner.

I think you’ve misspelled whiner.

 

[osuvictory1]

They are in true denial and cope stage. Harbaugh is lucky he only got a decade show cause.

Plus they block out the time he had to take a pay cut because the team sucked.

 

[gmen6981]

That’s saying something because they’ve had some really hyped up and unlikable dbags come through. Tater Tot Forcier and Suga Shane Morris for two

Don't forget Can O'Korn.

 

[zbuck]

They are in true denial and cope stage. Harbaugh is lucky he only got a decade show cause.

Plus they block out the time he had to take a pay cut because the team sucked.

The dumbasses need to figure out how to get Connor Stallions back, not Jimmy. We all know what Jimmy was prior to the cheating. Except the DFBIA ....

 

[osuvictory1]

Don't forget Can O'Korn.

Ryan Mallet was the only legit QB they had during the Rich Rod days, and he transferred.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

How is it possible that Underwood has managed to regress? He was crappy last year but he's actually fucking worse this year

John Markell is coaching football up there now?

 

[scarletngray]

Still basking in the shadenfruede...

 

[osuvictory1]

John Markell is coaching football up there now?

I think what you are seeing is actual coaching going on. He needs to be broken apart and put back together in real time. It's what he needs and probably next to impossible with him.

What the kid actually needs is to do a Raiola. Transfer out and be willing to sit and learn.

 

[gmen6981]

Ryan Mallet was the only legit QB they had during the Rich Rod days, and he transferred.

Didn't he leave as soon as as Rich Rod came in? He was recruited by Carr to run the Pro style power run offense that Lloyd did but wasn't a fit at all for Rich Rod's spread.