*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[buckeyemania11]

What are the odds that Ono gave himself a championship ring after last year?

No doubt. He probably thinks he was somehow directly involved with them winning the championship. "They couldn't had done it without me, the President!"

 

[NFBuck]

100% he turned it into a prince albert.

 

[sammyjenkis]

I just remembered something... I had a friend who went to *ichigan. She was cool, otherwise. Big fan of them and their sports teams, though. We kinda lost touch about 8-10 years ago - no reason, as far as I know. But during the whole tattoo-gate thing she was so happy that Ohio State was getting punished for cheating. I said, yeah, you gotta punish Ohio State for this, but, technically, every team is getting some impermissible benefits at some level. I know players at Ball State, for example, are receiving free lunches from fans. "Not my team," she'd say. "Our team does everything by the book."
I don't want to be a dick to her about this. I don't think we've talked since 2021. But I also kinda want to. The fact that the most high-and-mighty fanbase is for the dirtiest program is delicious.

You can just start anonymously mailing her copies on the NOA once it is published. First in a manilla envelope, then hide them in Amazon boxes so she doesn't just throw them away without seeing the present. Maybe include some Ohio State temporary tattoos.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Harvard of The West, my ass. Their alumni and boosters care about football every bit as much as any other big time foosball school.

1. Good luck recruiting someone in the next 3 years with no bowl eligibility.

2. No one will want to play in a system that doesn’t throw the ball.

3. No one will want to play in a system with no WRs

 

[BB73]

Harvard of The West, my ass. Their alumni and boosters care about football every bit as much as any other big time foosball school.

The Auburn of the North.

 

[BUCKYLE]

The Auburn of the North.

The Sparty of the SE

 

[CincyInterloper]

No doubt. He probably thinks he was somehow directly involved with them winning the championship. "They couldn't had done it without me, the President!"

That’s kind of true. No other university president would have helped stonewall the NCAA and enabled the cheating to continue long enough to allow the atrocity that was the 2024 national championship.

 

[ScriptOhio]