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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Jaxbuck said:
Think about it like this, even when someone is lying about it, when you accuse them of doing something they come over the top with a protestation of their innocence. Right? ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman...") When in your life have you seen anyone react to an accusation of impropriety...of any sort...with "you are moving too fast with a punishment"? I mean what in the actual fuck? Who does that? More importantly, how can anyone outside of their echo chamber, take that for anything but a tacit acknowledgement of guilt?
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I keep using the analogy that they're robbing people's houses. They're robbing wins from other teams. So say some nerd is going house to house and robbing them. They get caught. Does he shout, "DUE PROCESS!!!" and keep going, robbing more houses? Apparently. I mean, the police (Big Ten, NCAA) SHOULD be stepping in and stopping them. But for some reason, they keep letting them rob houses, because DUE PROCESS. Taze the fucker and get him where he isn't going to rob anyone else this year.
 
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Zurp said:
I keep using the analogy that they're robbing people's houses. They're robbing wins from other teams. So say some nerd is going house to house and robbing them. They get caught. Does he shout, "DUE PROCESS!!!" and keep going, robbing more houses? Apparently. I mean, the police (Big Ten, NCAA) SHOULD be stepping in and stopping them. But for some reason, they keep letting them rob houses, because DUE PROCESS. Taze the fucker and get him where he isn't going to rob anyone else this year.
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I never use non-lethal methods so even the Tazer has to go to the face ala The Hangover!
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
I never use non-lethal methods so even the Tazer has to go to the face ala The Hangover!
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Classic
 
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Defense 1st chair: Your honor, as my client is innocent until proven guilty, I move that he be released on his own recognizance pending trial.

Judge; Your “client” is accused of murdering multiple children. When he was arrested, his genitalia were, ummmm, oh fuck it, he was screwing one of the corpses you brain dead ambulance chaser. Get out of my courtroom before I hold you in contempt for sheer stupidity.

*as they meekly shuffle out*

2nd chair: Bold move, going with the Harbaugh defense

1st chair: It was that or Chewbacca. Dammit, I should’ve gone Chewbacca
 
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Oh8ch said:
Delighted to hear that. Media needs to be united on this.

I am still anxious to hear the answers to 1) who turned this in to the NCAA, 2) how did Stallions fund this, and 3) who else on their staff knew.

The current ruling is based on being able to prove (with due process) what Stalions did as a member of their staff. That doesn't mean they aren't still trying to prove additional infractions that require additional due process.

At my age I am thrilled with the constant erections. My wife, however, wants it to stop so she can have guests over again.
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Since Zurp handled 2 and 3, I will take a shot at #1

I believe that US Integrity, the security, firm that was mentioned in the Big 10 statement announcing Harbaugh's suspension is the investigative firm that uncovered this scandal. Most likely they were looking at the "confidential" matter that the Big 10 also mentioned in their statement,
 
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Has Ono thought this out even two steps ahead of pandering to the fanbase for social media adoration? Has he pondered what happens if they really have the goods and his circle the wagons approach results in LOIC instead of FTM? Does he plan on doing some Orwellian about face and start throwing coaches and ADs under the bus or is he too drunk on his newfound popularity with dfbia that he's not even considering the paths this can take?

I really need to believe that this does not end well for him.
 
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Oh8ch said:
Just watched some of Harbaugh's presser where he went on and on about the chance to get their 1,000th win this week.

However, he misssed an opportunity to mention that becuase of the way they went about it UM will have a chance to win their 1,000th game a second time several years from now.
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That’s what’s amazing lol.

They’re undoubtedly going to have what 36 wins removed?
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Has Ono thought this out even two steps ahead of pandering to the fanbase for social media adoration? Has he pondered what happens if they really have the goods and his circle the wagons approach results in LOIC instead of FTM? Does he plan on doing some Orwellian about face and start throwing coaches and ADs under the bus or is he too drunk on his newfound popularity with dfbia that he's not even considering the paths this can take?

I really need to believe that this does not end well for him.
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Too drunk to see. All he knows is that right now? He’s like a god in Michigan.

Issue is he’s closed himself off from the rest of the NCAA. So hopefully the temporary gratification is worth his future earning and the university standing
 
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