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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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ORD_Buckeye said:
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they're fucked and they know they're fucked. There's no other reason to quadruple down at this point.

The complete lack of compliance and thumb in the eye of the NCAA and the Big Ten is a last resort because they know they're absolutely screwed. If there was any possibility of escaping this, they'd be trying to comply to help ease the punishment. They know the hammer is coming and they know they have no case against it so they're just going balls out in denial to at least stall things long enough to be able to participate in the playoff.
 
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BB73 said:
I watched all of Hairball’s presser today, he was all over the place.

He is fired up that they’re at 999 and can get to 1,000 wins this week.

He said they’ve got to be “America’s Team”, the way they are galvanized and overcoming adversity.

He said he has had chickens since April, 2020 and that he was wrong when he said “Chickens are a nervous bird”, they’re low maintenance and very productive.

He’s talk about the support of Warde, the President, the Board, and all of the alums.

He also said he learned in high school civics class that you’re innocent until proven guilty.

The next part is quoted verbatim, and comes with a gag warning:

The team is on “a mission of faith, it’s a mission of speaking truth to power, it’s a mission of playing for each other, as a band of brothers. It’s a mission, and I see our guys, they’re strong, they’re walking upright and innocent.”

Another verbatim part, with another gag warning:

“The emotion of this team, the perseverance, and then, just the stalwartness of these guys. I mean, yeah, watching I would have to say everybody - it’s gotta be America’s Team, it’s gotta be America’s Team, America … America loves a team that, you know beats the odds, beat the adversity, overcomes what the naysayers and critics, so-called experts think.”
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Everyone outside of your fart sniffing bubble is disgusted by Michigan right now, including all 13 other conference members.
 
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My time watching OSU started in 2001 (I'm only 30). My grandpa, an Ohio native, put on the OSU/Michigan game and explained the rivalry, how important it was, and how losing THE game would completely change the trajectory of an otherwise successful season.

Over time, I, as a fan, genuinely started to think of Michigan as a gimme game. Frankly they were terrible (or certainly nowhere approaching elite) for a good chunk of my time watching. A road trip to Madison or Happy Valley always struck me as more risky contests. Hell, the results even made it clear that Purdue had a better chance to beat the Bucks on a yearly basis.

The last two seasons have ended horribly, no way around that. I witnessed scUM take down OSU as many times the last two years as I had in my entire career of watching. Queue the hate ramping up.

Seeing the sympathy parade for Michigan is infuriating. Especially seeing as the same talking heads playing this shit down were calling for heads to roll over fucking tattoos.

But what stands out to me the most is their fans. I've always been a "hey, even if you like a sports team I despise, you might be reasonable" kinda guy. But not here. Not anymore.

The table turning and self gaslighting by that fan base could win them a trip straight to a position in the federal government. I've seen people say "they have a type", and by Jesus this couldn't be more on point. I've always hated Michigan, but now...I really, REALLY hate those bums. The fact that it only took two years to be this insufferable is a testament. Especially considering they were getting their shit pushed in for 20 years beforehand.

Buckeyes, the chance to drop a fitting hammer of justice is right in front of you. Burn it all down on November 25.
 
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Oh8ch said:
Just watched some of Harbaugh's presser where he went on and on about the chance to get their 1,000th win this week.

However, he misssed an opportunity to mention that becuase of the way they went about it UM will have a chance to win their 1,000th game a second time several years from now.
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What does "several" mean? I know that many people assume it means "about three". At least, that's what I was taught.

I believe that they should and will have to vacate 35 wins (plus whatever they win the rest of this year). 10 (plus more) from this year and 13 from last year and 12 from 2021. That'll knock them down to 964 wins. With the way the NCAA should hammer them, it could take them 5 years to win 36 games, legitimately.

So, does "several" include 5?
 
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sflbuck said:
Joel Klatt did a 180 on his podcast this morning and called the suspension justified. (He still complained of the timing)

This make me think that word is getting around to the media and there is at least one more shoe to drop (hopefully soon)
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Delighted to hear that. Media needs to be united on this.

I am still anxious to hear the answers to 1) who turned this in to the NCAA, 2) how did Stallions fund this, and 3) who else on their staff knew.

The current ruling is based on being able to prove (with due process) what Stalions did as a member of their staff. That doesn't mean they aren't still trying to prove additional infractions that require additional due process.

At my age I am thrilled with the constant erections. My wife, however, wants it to stop so she can have guests over again.
 
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RhodeIslandBuck said:
My time watching OSU started in 2001 (I'm only 30). My grandpa, an Ohio native, put on the OSU/Michigan game and explained the rivalry, how important it was, and how losing THE game would completely change the trajectory of an otherwise successful season.

Over time, I, as a fan, genuinely started to think of Michigan as a gimme game. Frankly they were terrible (or certainly nowhere approaching elite) for a good chunk of my time watching. A road trip to Madison or Happy Valley always struck me as more risky contests. Hell, the results even made it clear that Purdue had a better chance to beat the Bucks on a yearly basis.

The last two seasons have ended horribly, no way around that. I witnessed scUM take down OSU as many times the last two years as I had in my entire career of watching. Queue the hate ramping up.

Seeing the sympathy parade for Michigan is infuriating. Especially seeing as the same talking heads playing this shit down were calling for heads to roll over fucking tattoos.

But what stands out to me the most is their fans. I've always been a "hey, even if you like a sports team I despise, you might be reasonable" kinda guy. But not here. Not anymore.

The table turning and self gaslighting by that fan base could win them a trip straight to a position in the federal government. I've seen people say "they have a type", and by Jesus this couldn't be more on point. I've always hated Michigan, but now...I really, REALLY hate those bums. The fact that it only took two years to be this insufferable is a testament. Especially considering they were getting their shit pushed in for 20 years beforehand.

Buckeyes, the chance to drop a fitting hammer of justice is right in front of you. Burn it all down on November 25.
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Welcome to the Soulless Freight Train of HATE!
 
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