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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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I think that the worst thing the Big Ten can do is nothing. "Hey - we want to do a thorough investigation and make our decision based on that." Meanwhile, say the cheaters win a third championship in a row, and in February they say, "They were cheating for 3 years - we're vacating the three championships." You had them in October. You could have made a decision in November. And now you're making them vacate the championship after that. Much worse, in my opinion, than vacating 2021 and 2022 championships.

A decision doesn't need to be made today, but one should be made in the next couple of weeks.

The Big Ten needs to answer a couple of questions:
1. Did M*ch*gan break rules in 2023?
2. Did the rule-breaking give them an unfair advantage in 2023?
3. Does that unfair advantage warrant vacating wins or post-season ban?

I'll let the Big Ten figure out #1 (but it certainly looks bad for them). If #1 is "yes", #2 has to be "yes". And therefore, #3 has to be "yes". Instead of taking it away in February, don't give it to them in December.
That’s my worry..

As we know, having a bowl game vacated doesn’t mean shit. We know we beat Arkansas.

Don’t let them take another championship potentially.
 
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Maybe it has been mentioned here, but I've heard a few reasons they don't want to go to radios. (For the record, I think the NCAA should allow the radios in the helmets.)

First, is the cost. Not all teams make money, so the teams that don't make money - here's another thing to bring their bottom line even farther down.

Second, for some reason (I didn't hear what that reason is), that move would first be done on a conference-by-conference level. So if the Big Ten gets radios, and the Big Twelve doesn't, they're going to cry that the Big Ten team has an advantage. So.. fine - they can't use radios when playing out-of-conference opponents. It's now a disadvantage for the Big Ten team that has been used to using radios to suddenly not be allowed to use the radios. So the conferences don't want to put their teams at a disadvantage against other conferences. Again, I think the NCAA should just allow it across the board, but whoever came up with this seems to think that won't happen.

Third reason I heard was about liability. I don't know why this would be different from the NFL, though. But the helmets are made by some company, and that company doesn't want to get into the liability of including radios. The radio company doesn't want to get into the liability of college kids' safety. Seems pretty lame to me - why not use whatever company is making the helmets for the NFL?

Finally, I think some teams don't want to go to radios because they've gotten good at legally stealing the other teams' signals, and breaking their code. I'm saying "legally" because I don't want to know about who else is illegally doing this, though, I think we'll hear about more teams in the next 3-5 years. But these teams get a good advantage by breaking the other teams' codes, and they don't want to give that up.

There are electronic armbands used in high school now that hold up through a game.
 
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Is quality a problem, though? Let's say they gut the ttun coaching staff. Will people tune in to see the cheaters justice on the field? I say absolutely. scUM just positioned themselves as the most loathed program in the country. This scandal is being discussed on every message board. Every fanbase is outraged. It's the #1 talking point on every pregame show. They've made themselves the Bishop Sycamore of CFB. People will tune in to see them get their comeuppance.
This is a solid point

IIRC, the only game to beat OSU/ND and OSU/PSU in ratings this year was not one of the competitive games that Colorado played, it was the one where they got pantsed by Oregon. And the ratings went up as the beat down wore on.
 
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Oh that's what we're doing now? Are we now at the stage where scUM fans now are trying to grasp imaginary straws and bring OSU into this?

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I'm on a computer instead of my i-pad so here is the Wash Po article I posted last night on a platform where yu don't have to give your e-mail address to get the story.

A few years ago, I sat down with a former NCAA enforcement officer to compare notes now that their career in Indianapolis was over.

Exhausted by years of feckless bureaucracy, they summarized the job of enforcement in a way I’ve never forgotten: “We don’t catch the good cheaters. That’s basically impossible with the way it’s all set up. And most of them are pretty good at cheating. We catch the bad ones, the dumb ones, and it’s really hard to even do that.”



Michigan is going to get caught for stealing signs because it is incredibly, hilariously bad at cheating.



As of this writing, evidence of Michigan football’s overly telegraphed and woefully concealed national sign-stealing campaign is still trickling out: Connor Stalions, the Wolverines staffer accused of running the operation, apparently used the public setting on his Venmo account to pay a network of sideline recorders, a move rank-and-file drug dealers would scoff at. Stalions also reportedly purchased tickets to at least 12 other Big Ten schools on his own accounts, including Ohio State’s win over Penn State last weekend. Then there’s the video that appears to show Stalions standing next to Michigan’s defensive coordinator during the Ohio State game last year. Weird! My personal favorite anecdote (so far) is that a Tennessee message board captured the entire plot in action 10 months ago, but no one noticed or believed or cared.

NCAA probe began after firm obtained evidence from Michigan computers



Before we revel too much in college athletics’ most pretentious brand suffering this slapstick indignity, understand how silly and how widespread the actual crime is: Everyone — and I literally mean everyone in college football — steals signs. This is why it’s almost certain we won’t see an opposing coach condemn Michigan publicly.



Sign-stealing happens among players in live game action. It happens across the sideline between coaching staffs during games. And, yes, it happens during game-planning when opposing teams review game tape. Schools send each other their game footage as a sort of forced courtesy.

One time I bumped into a staffer in an elevator during a game, and he explained he was rushing from the press box to the sideline after charting the opposing team’s signs for a quarter. “Been stealin’ signals” was his actual quote. Then he asked how my kids were doing.



Despite the ubiquity of the practice (or maybe because of it), sign-stealing in football doesn’t create the kind of advantage it does in a sport such as baseball, as Colorado Coach Deion Sanders explained this week when he told reporters: “You could have someone’s whole game plan. They could mail it to you. You still got to stop it.” Sanders might be the most overexposed individual in the sport right now, but the former two-sport star is also the most qualified for this analysis.



It’s also important to note that college football could fix this tomorrow and catch up with the rest of the sport. The NCAA doesn’t allow certain in-game technology (such as helmet radios) that is commonplace at the high school and NFL levels.

Then there’s the matter of “getting caught” and what those ramifications will be, if any. At present, NCAA enforcement is a hapless shell. Since its amateurism business model suffered a death blow in the Supreme Court two years ago, enforcement has devolved from its already low bar into something even less. This is the same NCAA that actively avoided even trying to punish Baylor for covering up and obstructing investigations of systemic sexual assaults. Expecting some kind of takedown of this year’s Michigan team, which is on a path toward another College Football Playoff appearance at the least, is foolish. (One caveat: If more information surfaces pushing the scandal past the videotaping of sidelines, there’s potential for the Big Ten Conference office to get involved and levy its own immediate penalties.)



There’s a chance Coach Jim Harbaugh will face a charge of failing the Head Coach Responsibility Act, a blanket policy wherein the NCAA says anything that happens within a football program can be tied to the head coach as supervisor, but it’s common knowledge in the industry that Harbaugh is well-lawyered and perpetually on the cusp of an NFL return. Even if this “sticks,” it won’t significantly dent, let alone punish, anyone involved, except maybe Stalions, who has been suspended as the NCAA investigates.



So if the crime in question is commonplace and the cops sent to punish it are entirely Keystone, why is this a big deal? Why have so many in the industry, myself included, met this particular NCAA transgression with such mirth?



Because it’s Michigan. Because it’s Harbaugh. Because this is the single entity that has sworn, screamed and evangelized that everyone is cheating but them, that Michigan is not only the only one doing it the right way but the only one capable of it.



“It’s hard to beat the cheaters,” Harbaugh famously told Michigan hagiographer John U. Bacon. Bacon used the quote, in reference to Harbaugh’s opinion on recruiting in the SEC, as a chapter header in his hilariously titled “Overtime: Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines at the Crossroads of College Football.” I guess we figured out which way they crossed.
 
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Oh that's what we're doing now? Are we now at the stage where scUM fans now are trying to grasp imaginary straws and bring OSU into this?

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Also, this is probably in reference to the Ohio State staffer attending their own game against Notre Dame and sending money to another staffer over Venmo with a shamrock.

They’re like chimpanzees recognizing images. Venmo? That’s why we’re guilty, right? Someone sitting in the stands at a game? That’s why we’re guilty, right? A picture of the staffer standing next to a coordinator on the sidelines? That’s why we’re guilty, right?

The context of any of the images is completely beyond their comprehension, but damnit, these pictures prove we’re guilty, we found the same images!!
 
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38 minutes in, we run on 3rd and 6 from 4 wide, Michigan brings both safeties down before the snap. Perfect playcall, that I would say no sane coordinator would risk in that situation, with our receivers.


What, you don't go from 2 high to a zero run blitz on 3rd and 6 when your CBs could easily get beat by a slant or rub route for a TD? Well, maybe you're not reading the Michigan Manifesto.
 
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