A: To crush your enemies before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.
I think we need to qualify "the women". Lamentation/lowing of "the women" at TTUN may be a bit difficult to stomach.
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A: To crush your enemies before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.
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Never forget. Never forgive.
Never wish anything good on those arrogant jizzbags. Never allow even the slightest feelings of remorse to enter your mind.
Q: What is good in a Buckeye life?
A: To crush your enemies before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Fuck M*ch*gan.
That's 2014 Berrien Springs (MI) DE Jhonny Williams, whom Michigan offered immediately after they missed out on Da'Shawn Hand. Williams took an official visit to Notre Dame last weekend, had a great time, and decided he'd either stick with his current commitment to Missouri or flip to the Irish. So it goes.
CloakerAnother diarrhea cocktail for scUM to swallow:
He was supposed to at least soften the blow of losing Hand. Turns out, the home state kid would rather stick with Mizzou or flip to the Irish.
A potential backup option to the backup option is WI TE/DE Gaelin Elmore. Elmore is a Minnesota commit; 247's Steve Lorenz reported that Michigan's coaches got in contact with him last week ($). Brandon caught up with Elmore to get more details, and for now he doesn't sound like a realistic option:
I'm not sure exactly what the coaches are planning with Elmore but he was pretty clear with how he is currently feeling. "I'm not really interested in Michigan at this point. It'd just be interesting to see what they had to say."
I can't remember anything in my lifetime as bleak as it is for them, OSU-wise, anyway. I'd imagine it's similar to being a browns fan...you just get beaten to the point of submission. Sometime during 2009, I stopped really giving a [Mark May] anymore as a browns fan. I just cannot bring myself to give one solitary fuck until I see concrete signs of sustained improvement. OSU-wise, I remember the Liberty Bowl against Air Force probably being the all-time low. But I as only 13 at the time, so my fandom wasn't as intense.
Look back on really the last 13 years for them...very few "high points" and some incredible lows. Really, that Appalachian State game was the start of an incredible plummet. Take away 2011 (against a popcorn-fart schedule and the worst OSU team in a quarter century), and they've had very little to be happy about. Hell, even their moment of "great triumph" beating tOSU in 2011 was short lived when OSU announced the hiring of Urban Meyer immediately following it. tOSU's transition lasted exactly one year, then ripped of 23 wins straight and counting. scUM has been rebuilding since 2007, and they're looking at potentially another reboot after next year...and there ain't no Jim Harbaugh or Urban Meyer out there to offer a quick turnaround. In fact, given the absolute debacle their last two coaching searches have been, they should be trembling at the thought...
Consider the situation where Miller throws a couple of bad throws early and they limit our running game to moderate gains. Now consider the fact that the indiana QB had a good day running and throwing against our D, the second QB. Also remember Illinois QB had a good day. If they get some momentum with us helping them with turnovers, it will be a game. By the way did you watch the ohio state team the first year Tressel took over. What happened that year in AA?Have you watched either team play yet this year?
Throw the records out the window and blah blah blah but they are really, really bad and don't have an ounce of confidence.
If Ohio State goes down the field and scores on the first drive like they have in every game all season- or gets a big stop with some tackles for loss and sacks, their team and their fans will immediately sink into a deep depression that their fat dumbass of a head coach will be powerless to do anything about.
It will be a pretty big miracle for them to get any kind of momentum at all early, they're already making excuses about injuries after all, and if Ohio State can slam the door in their face I am fairly confident that the team will tap out in relatively short order.
By the way did you watch the ohio state team the first year Tressel took over. What happened that year in AA?
Braxton is no Navarre.
And M*ch*ga*n is a much weaker team this year than last year. I see nothing but bad fortune for the skunkbears.
Another diarrhea cocktail for scUM to swallow:
He was supposed to at least soften the blow of losing Hand. Turns out, the home state kid would rather stick with Mizzou or flip to the Irish. Gotta wonder if Hoke's recruiting magic might start running out with the piss-poor product on the field, and potential "hot seat" talk dangling over his bulbous head next year.