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2013 TSUN Football News

Public Service Announcement:

Never forget. Never forgive.

Never wish anything good on those arrogant jizzbags. Never allow even the slightest feelings of remorse to enter your mind.

Q: What is good in a Buckeye life?
A: To crush your enemies before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.

Fuck M*ch*gan.

Don't forget the part about salting the fields.
 
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Another diarrhea cocktail for scUM to swallow:

That's 2014 Berrien Springs (MI) DE Jhonny Williams, whom Michigan offered immediately after they missed out on Da'Shawn Hand. Williams took an official visit to Notre Dame last weekend, had a great time, and decided he'd either stick with his current commitment to Missouri or flip to the Irish. So it goes.

He was supposed to at least soften the blow of losing Hand. Turns out, the home state kid would rather stick with Mizzou or flip to the Irish. Gotta wonder if Hoke's recruiting magic might start running out with the piss-poor product on the field, and potential "hot seat" talk dangling over his bulbous head next year.
 
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Further, with the Williams ship apparently sailed, they decided to attempt to poach a Minnesota commit. It went...not so well.

A potential backup option to the backup option is WI TE/DE Gaelin Elmore. Elmore is a Minnesota commit; 247's Steve Lorenz reported that Michigan's coaches got in contact with him last week ($). Brandon caught up with Elmore to get more details, and for now he doesn't sound like a realistic option:

I'm not sure exactly what the coaches are planning with Elmore but he was pretty clear with how he is currently feeling. "I'm not really interested in Michigan at this point. It'd just be interesting to see what they had to say."

Rebuffed by a varmint commit. Ouch.
 
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I can't remember anything in my lifetime as bleak as it is for them, OSU-wise, anyway. I'd imagine it's similar to being a browns fan...you just get beaten to the point of submission. Sometime during 2009, I stopped really giving a [Mark May] anymore as a browns fan. I just cannot bring myself to give one solitary fuck until I see concrete signs of sustained improvement. OSU-wise, I remember the Liberty Bowl against Air Force probably being the all-time low. But I as only 13 at the time, so my fandom wasn't as intense.

Look back on really the last 13 years for them...very few "high points" and some incredible lows. Really, that Appalachian State game was the start of an incredible plummet. Take away 2011 (against a popcorn-fart schedule and the worst OSU team in a quarter century), and they've had very little to be happy about. Hell, even their moment of "great triumph" beating tOSU in 2011 was short lived when OSU announced the hiring of Urban Meyer immediately following it. tOSU's transition lasted exactly one year, then ripped of 23 wins straight and counting. scUM has been rebuilding since 2007, and they're looking at potentially another reboot after next year...and there ain't no Jim Harbaugh or Urban Meyer out there to offer a quick turnaround. In fact, given the absolute debacle their last two coaching searches have been, they should be trembling at the thought...

I'd have to say the Browns may be worse if only thanks to Art Modell and seeing what a childhood Browns hero, Ozzie Newsome, was able to accomplish with the team that left.
It didn't help seeing ESPN hype Baltimore - Indy every year as a vindication for the "wronged" Baltimore. The leadup riddled with emo crying about how Baltimore was robbed of their team, followed quickly by feel-good stories of them stealing somebody else's team. Screw Baltimore.
I gave up on the Browns-Expansion when they drafted Brady Quinn. That was the final straw for me after putting up with that turd Braylon.
 
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I know that this is Ohio State vs scUM and anything can happen. But we are a better team this year than we were last year.
And M*ch*ga*n is a much weaker team this year than last year. I see nothing but bad fortune for the skunkbears. And I see
nothing but bad intentions coming from the Buckeyes. This has the potential of being a beatdown of epic proportions. One can only hope. :=)

GO BUCKS!
BEAT SCum!
 
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Have you watched either team play yet this year?

Throw the records out the window and blah blah blah but they are really, really bad and don't have an ounce of confidence.

If Ohio State goes down the field and scores on the first drive like they have in every game all season- or gets a big stop with some tackles for loss and sacks, their team and their fans will immediately sink into a deep depression that their fat dumbass of a head coach will be powerless to do anything about.

It will be a pretty big miracle for them to get any kind of momentum at all early, they're already making excuses about injuries after all, and if Ohio State can slam the door in their face I am fairly confident that the team will tap out in relatively short order.
Consider the situation where Miller throws a couple of bad throws early and they limit our running game to moderate gains. Now consider the fact that the indiana QB had a good day running and throwing against our D, the second QB. Also remember Illinois QB had a good day. If they get some momentum with us helping them with turnovers, it will be a game. By the way did you watch the ohio state team the first year Tressel took over. What happened that year in AA?
 
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Michigan's D is under-rated and the only reason they've been able to stick around in games... but it's not that good. Wisconsin's D is a lot better.
I don't know what to expect from Miller yet. On one hand he's been play lights out, on the other there have been some turnovers, and yet on another he's been running a lot more in the last 2 weeks (wind @ illinois killing long balls, inclement weather @Shoe turning into a pound-the-rock game).
Weather permitting, I'd like to have a nice buttoned-up game turnover wise and get back to being more balanced on offense. I'm sure Urban thinks the same way, so not going to worry about it too much.

By the way did you watch the ohio state team the first year Tressel took over. What happened that year in AA?

As I suspect is often the case in this game, the team with the best RB won. I'm quite certain we have a significant advantage on this front with a stable full of RBs I'd take over Puissant and Puke ... and an utterly dominant OLine.
Moreover, Navarre threw the game away repeatedly and literally... Braxton is no Navarre.
 
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Another diarrhea cocktail for scUM to swallow:



He was supposed to at least soften the blow of losing Hand. Turns out, the home state kid would rather stick with Mizzou or flip to the Irish. Gotta wonder if Hoke's recruiting magic might start running out with the piss-poor product on the field, and potential "hot seat" talk dangling over his bulbous head next year.

If this is the case, then the down side is that of more years of good OSU teams having to luck their way into important bowl/playoff games. Long term history keeps Wisconsin and Michigan State from getting any love. Put the same records on Michigan and Penn State and there'd be three Big Ten teams in the top 10 to 15.

My one recall of bad OSU teams would be 1966. A year when IU got jobbed by the refs on a goal line dive play and the game ended in a 0 - 0 tie. But in 67 they went 7 - 3 and the next year they were national champs.
 
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