2013 TSUN Football News

[NFBuck]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...aylor-lewan-helmet-twist-not-worth-suspension



Hoke is spineless.

If he was born with a spine, it was devoured by the blubber years ago.

"He was trying, in some ways, to get our quarterback out of harm's way in a pile," Hoke said. "Some of it was he got overtaken with his emotion. And, you know, he's kind of one of those guys, as you all well know, who's a very good teammate."

Yeah..."one of those guys" that would intimidate a sexual assault victim for a teammate (allegedly). What a swell guy.

 

[Wingate1217]

Courtesy of the always illuminating mgoblog:



Does that not sound exactly like Llllllloyd's latter years?

Looks like he just found out that the local Dunkin Donuts was increasing their hours to 24 X 7. Even one of the cops enjoys the news, cause you know most cops love donuts....

 

[WolverineMike]

B1G will probably do the dirty work for him. I shudder to think what the offensive line will be like with him missing a game.

 

[Moose]

Was soo excited this weekend to see the NCAA rollout some new technology! It can run, jump, move around, whine and cry. Its called "The Devon Gardner tackling dummy"!!! What a hoot!! Their O-line was pathetic. That is the first _ichigan game I've watched this year. Un-believable....

 

[NFBuck]

B1G will probably do the dirty work for him. I shudder to think what the offensive line will be like with him missing a game.

Based on what we've seen so far this year, does it really matter? A corn filled turd is still a corn filled turd, even with one less kernel in it.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Based on what we've seen so far this year, does it really matter? A corn filled turd is still a corn filled turd, even with one less kernel in it.

Good thing they are playing in the shithouse.

 

[WolverineMike]

Based on what we've seen so far this year, does it really matter? A corn filled turd is still a corn filled turd, even with one less kernel in it.

instead of getting plungered from 2/3 sides, now he'll get it from 3/3......

 

[MD Buckeye]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

"If Coach Hoke has to lead the team, it's in trouble." Allegedly said in a presser today (Beaver added, "(He's taking responsibility here as a senior leader and captain)")

 

[Dryden]

"If Coach Hoke has to lead the team, it's in trouble." Allegedly said in a presser today (Beaver added, "(He's taking responsibility here as a senior leader and captain)")

Has he tried intimidating his teammates and dragging them around by the facemask yet?

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

 

[NFBuck]

At least you'll always have your white trash gypsy tattoos, Taylor.

 

[NFBuck]

Lewan's "apology"...

“He talked to me and told me I am representing a 133 years of Michigan football,” Lewan said. “Being the 134th captain of this team. It’s a big deal. At the time, my thought process wasn’t to play dirty. Try to do this because they’re our rivals. It really came down to -- I am trying to protect Devin Gardner. And being sacked seven times and a bunch of guys in the pile a bunch, his head was exposed at the time. I’m not trying to make any excuses for it, absolutely not. What I did was wrong. But I was just trying to protect my guys.

1. Make a bunch of excuses for ripping at a defenseless kids facemask
2. Qualify by saying you're "not making excuses"
3. Reinforce primary excuse

More FAILure, Taylor. You stupid goon.

 

[shiznit7]

 

[HorseshoeFetish]