2008 TSUN News

[BUCKYLE]

Those who stay...thanks...no, seriously...thanks.

 

[ysubuck]

Those who stay...will get stomped like a narc at a biker rally!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT That's not mine, it's Dennis Miller's. But it always makes me laugh.

 

[NightmaresDad]

Little known fact. Superman had a brother who spent his time using his x-ray vision to spy on prepubescent girls.

I believe Son of Jor-El models himself after that brother.

I thought that brother moved to Texas and became XRay Randy .

Son of Jor-El thinks he is superman because he thinks centimeters are inches.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Those who stay will...get free adidas cleats.

Well they best enjoy them, by the time Dick Rod's done with scUM they'll be rockin PUMA cleats.

 

[EgonSchiele]

Those who stay will go and eat some hay. They can lay by the bay, make things out of clay. They just may. Just stay out of their way or you'll pay. Listen to what they say.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Little known fact. Superman had a brother who spent his time using his x-ray vision to spy on prepubescent boys.

I believe Son of Jor-El models himself after that brother.

Those who stay will be chimpanzees

dual fify

 

[sepia5]

Those who stay will lose their training wheels.

 

[VprHis]

those (few) who stay will see lots of playing time.

Can you say "attrition"?

I knew you could...

 

[jwinslow]

Crab Bowl - DC vs Bal All-Stars - Video Highlights

#9 white - Tavon Austin, explosive undersized athlete, practically begging UM to recruit him in interviews, without the interest reciprocated.

- Early in video good KR, later in video (80% thru?) a lethal display of YAC explosiveness.

#3 red - Jelani Jenkins - likely headed to UF. Top target of UM, PSU, etc.

Also appearing, not necessarily relevant to UM:

#4 red - Darrell Givens - OSU then PSU verbal.

#21 white - Dominic Clarke - OSU verbal.

 

[muffler dragon]

Former scUM savior named EMU head coach...

My alma mater is definitely trying to make it so that I have no affiliation with them in the future whatsoever. Freaking Ron English. Shit.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Want to buy a vowel?

 

[Palpie]

Can I get an 'O'?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Can I get an 'O'?

There are no Os.....

 

[gracelhink]

No money--you can't buy a vowel!
No consonants left--so you can't spin the wheel.
Solve the puzzle? --pointless.
What a state of futility!
Vanna, tell them what we have here.

"Loser"

 

[sandgk]

Son of Jor-El thinks he is superman because he thinks nanometers are miles.

FIFY