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  1. LostLassie

    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    Why not a bouquet? They advertise those "floral" arrangements with fruit. I think they could make it work.
  2. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    Early, actually. But, I needed something to wash down the Excedrin. Urban's not the only one with a headache.
  3. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    Already poured some Bailey's into my afternoon coffee. Definitely atypical for me.
  4. LostLassie

    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    Can't talk now. Need to google whether FTD has a supplier that will deliver a bouquet of dicks to ESPiN. I'll pay extra for the knives & forks.
  5. LostLassie

    Play Game Weekly Upset Picks - 2018 Edition

    Did "Millions of Buckeye Fans" show up anywhere on the list of upset choices for this week?
  6. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    Being beaten up in the press and having immeasurable quanta of negativity directed at you doesn't help one's health, either.
  7. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    This, X a guhzillion. Not the first time he's let the university down. Yet, he everlastingly slides. Wonder whose face (and other body parts) is in those naked photos Gene carries around in his briefcase for insurance. >:( The day he leaves tOSU, I'll pop the cork on some champagne. (But...
  8. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    Yeah, I'm having trouble shaking off the faint nausea I'm feeling. No way around it, this isn't happy-making news. Regardless of wins or losses, it isn't going to feel the same way for me. Urban has charisma. That quality is valued because so few people have it. There was a special feeling...
  9. LostLassie

    HC Ryan Day (2019 B1G Media COY)

    Yeah. It occurs to me that now we all know how Smith's wife felt.
  10. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    Would you take relationship advice from the ex-girlfriend of the guy you're dating, when he's the one who dumped her? Yeah, me either.
  11. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    That might work, although if he's as big a douche as you say, he probably won't accept it. You could claim that you'd seen a post in a super-secret online football forum where a knowledgeable person said it was going to happen, but also swore everyone to secrecy out of respect for UM. I seem...
  12. LostLassie

    Game Thread Ohio State v Washington 2018 Rose Bowl Pasadena, CA 1/1/19 5pm on ESPN

    Well, I was specifically referencing the newbie on this thread vs. the multiple personality not-so-newbie-numeral from The Game thread this year. Quite the contrast, in both content and tone.
  13. LostLassie

    Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

    Sadly, this confirms the suspicion generated by that shot during The Game of Shelley sobbing in the stands after one of the TDs. Makes one wonder if the team didn't already know before the game. Anyway, this will take some getting used to. Wish he could have gone out with an undefeated...
  14. LostLassie

    Game Thread Ohio State v Washington 2018 Rose Bowl Pasadena, CA 1/1/19 5pm on ESPN

    Going out on a limb here to say that UW has better fans than tsun.
  15. LostLassie

    Arrggghh! Dental Insurance? Other Dental Discount Programs?

    It's been my experience that the dentists I've paid out of pocket for (and there have been several) always seem to want to do x-rays more than once a year, and refuse to schedule cleanings unless I'm willing to pony up for the dose of radiation, too. It's been incredibly frustrating.
  16. LostLassie

    Arrggghh! Dental Insurance? Other Dental Discount Programs?

    OMG, I hate dealing with this crap. I hated the dentist who took my UnitedHealthcare insurance so much that I haven't been back. Now, I'm looking at various dental-only insurance plans (Humana for $14.99/month), plus other discount programs like "Smile Protection Plan" that one chain of...
  17. LostLassie

    2018 Week 14 CFB Open Thread

    So, it's a big deal if you lose a game, because then you aren't championship material. Losing demonstrates you're vulnerable and inferior. Yet, it occurs to me that 50% of the teams in the CFP will lose their next game, and 75% of them will have lost one out of the next two. They must not be...
  18. LostLassie

    Best Jokes

    OK, it's a cartoon, not a narrative, but I liked it.
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