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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

They’ve had single digit wins in 18 out of 26 seasons since 2000. 3 out of 8 of the 10+ win seasons were from cheating their asses off. We need to find another metric for what they need to find an excuse for.

They really don't want to see the numbers for the last half of the 20th century then.

They are a ~3 loss per year team historically. Not making it up because I hate them, it's fact.

More often than not they are teetering on that line between a 3 loss season and a 4 loss or worse season and have convinced themselves they are some kind of perennial title contender.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

Well no… if the averages hold we aren’t a terrible offense we just struggle in the red zone.
Where did I ever say we are a terrible offense? The offense wobbled against IU and wasn't as efficient as it normally is. That caused a bad result. The number of opportunities was not the issue, it was execution of the opportunities they had. Process was good, result just turned out bad.

Who knows what that answer is for the red zone but even so we are in the top 50 for red zone anyway. Using your analogy if we knew we won our share of the time (which this offense does) you’d certainly want to play it right because if you do you’ll win more often than not.
Offense is linear, if you have a per play advantage then more plays is good. Unfortunately the other side of the ball, defense is not linear, more reps for opponent offense is more chance for variance to bite your defense. I don't know how else to say it so you can understand it.

If it was poker, and you had a skill advantage you want more hands per hour so your advantage gets maximum leverage. It isn't poker, when you have to play defense in football, the opponent gets an odds boost no matter how good your defense is.

If you want an analogy; I am telling you that craps is the game in the casino that has the best odds for you as a player. You still want to go play roulette because you can get more spins in per hour.
If the goal is to get to 21 which will likely be enough the rest of the way. Then we need to do either 1 of 3 things. We need to be more explosive to avoid the red zone all together, we need to have more possessions so we can get to this magic 21 point total, or figure out how to be more efficient.
You are again conflating outcome with process. Efficient is the key, 21 points is a result. More possessions does not help if you are not efficient in the first place, you are voluntarily taking the worst odds and giving your opponent a chance to posses the ball more. Again, when making mistakes, don't go faster. Slow down, fix your execution errors and then more possessions (not plays) helps.
Avoiding the red zone all together would be ideal but if not then hedge your bets. Get the ball to the players most likely to score which certainly isn’t playing 4 TE.

All this to say I doubt we keep doing what we did all year in the red zone. If we do then we are asking for it that’s for sure. Having JJ and Tate is like having two pocket aces.
These are all ideas on how to be more efficient and score. Now you are on the right track...process, not results.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

I hope Day and Sayin spent a lot of time watching the offensive film from the IU game because Bain is game wrecker by all accounts. If Sayin isn’t getting rid of the ball quickly and decisively it’s going to be a huge issue and I think we will see a similar outing to IU.

Give me some fucking screens and intermediate routes. You have all the offensive talent in the world, let them make plays. I’m going to be screaming and the policy will likely get dispatched to my residence if every pass play called is a long developing deep routes off play action. Get the fucking ball out.

I’m very confident in Patricia mitigating Toney and confusing Beck.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

The race to find a coach is that they think their program is teetering on an edge. They won a national championships after all!

2024 they justified in a number of ways. "We had to replace every coach except Moore", "we had 13 players selected in the draft!"

This season has been "Moore was a bad pick", "We lost our DL" and "we had a true Freshman at QB and were trying to install a new offense".

Three years in a row of single digit wins can't be excused away. One season is an outlet. Two seasons can be lucky or transitional years. Three seasons They have to hit a HR hire that comes in and wins 10 games or it's a tragectory.

AND 2025 has been a rebuilding year for Ohio State. We lost a ton to the NFL last year, including our OC, lost our DC and had to install a completely new defense and have a true Freshman QB. They would never admit it, but the next 2-3 seasons were supposed to be the years the Buckeyes were supposed to return to being a playoff bound, national championship favorite. Not this year! This year was the year they were supposed to have an upper hand on us again. The future is frightening as hell for a Michigan.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

This is the exact "logic" a bad gambler falls into and starts making more bets when he's losing. "I just need more opportunities to overcome bad luck"

There is no way to equivocate on this, if you are having execution problems, doing it on volume is not a good idea.
Well no… if the averages hold we aren’t a terrible offense we just struggle in the red zone. Who knows what that answer is for the red zone but even so we are in the top 50 for red zone anyway. Using your analogy if we knew we won our share of the time (which this offense does) you’d certainly want to play it right because if you do you’ll win more often than not.

If the goal is to get to 21 which will likely be enough the rest of the way. Then we need to do either 1 of 3 things. We need to be more explosive to avoid the red zone all together, we need to have more possessions so we can get to this magic 21 point total, or figure out how to be more efficient.

Avoiding the red zone all together would be ideal but if not then hedge your bets. Get the ball to the players most likely to score which certainly isn’t playing 4 TE.

All this to say I doubt we keep doing what we did all year in the red zone. If we do then we are asking for it that’s for sure. Having JJ and Tate is like having two pocket aces.
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