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B1G Commissioner Tony Petitti (cOck llama)

Jaxbuck
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It's not going well for Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti

Between his private equity deal falling apart and lack of support for his CFP format, it's been a tough run for Big Ten commish Tony Petitti.
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I found the (dis)Honorable Gentleman from Washington saying congress would "fix" college sports to be the most galling/alarming/darkly comedic part of the article.

Sweet Woody in heaven do I hate politicians.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

BuckeyeNation27
Zurp said:
Would it shit its pants?
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I've been sitting on this one since the Penn State game this year.

My brother and I came to Columbus early and met up with some friends for the OSU/PSU hockey game (the second one). We were in one of the suites. A little while into the first period, who should come doofusing a few rows in front of us, but Jay Paterno. My brother yelled "JAY" a few times to see if he'd turn around.....eventually did. Our buddy who is a Penn State fan living in Columbus walked to the edge of the suite and yelled "JAY PATERNO" and he confirmed that is indeed who it was.

My brother isn't one to shy away from heckling. He was giving him shit all game. Jay got up to leave at one point and my brother yelled "I REMEMBER WHEN YOUR DAD POOPED HIS PANTS". Jay wasn't going to let that one slide. Fun fact......the suites in the Schott are accessible from any seat in the lower level. Wanna know how I know this? Because about 10 seconds later, Jay Paterno has his arm around my brother, telling him the Paterno version of why Joe didn't actually poop his pants that day. The proof? A reporter asked him if he was embarrassed about running off the field before halftime, and Joe's answer was "not half as embarrassed as if I hadn't made it".

I was distancing myself from the whole thing, so I wasn't able to ask the very obvious follow up question of "then why did he change his pants for the second half?"

So there you have it. The Paterno family was so embarrassed by good ol Joe shitting himself that they have a locked and loaded story to tell almost TWENTY YEARS LATER. It bothered them that much. Which brings me a nice little sliver of joy.
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LB Alex “Sonny” Styles, Block 'O' (All B1G, All American, National Champion)

RugbyBuck
ScriptOhio said:
Just sayin': As graded by Pro Football Focus (PFF) Sonny Styles has the best tackling grade in the nation (92.2). His 58 tackles without a miss are the most of any player this season.
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This is just fantastically difficult to do. Absurdly implausible, even more so than some of Sayin's stats. It's absurd in a vacuum and then when you add in all the clamor going on around him (having made a lot of tackles and missed more than a few, both with and without a helmet in the past 40+ years), this statistic is incomprehensible. Well fucking done, Sir.
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B1G Commissioner Tony Petitti (cOck llama)

Thump said:
awfulannouncing.com

It's not going well for Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti

Between his private equity deal falling apart and lack of support for his CFP format, it's been a tough run for Big Ten commish Tony Petitti.
awfulannouncing.com awfulannouncing.com
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And he pushed to not have Michigan receive harsh and severe penalties for cheating although well deserved.
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