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“Hot” Takes?

but, I mean, it was up hill right? You were both lucky and grateful to get it?

Come on man, you are scaring me
Only one way. And it was tasty. We actually did live about 1/2 a mile uphill from my elementary school though. The first quarter mile was steep as shit, then it was more moderate, then right past our house was another steep hill. Also, when I went to get it or to return the cannister, I tied an onion to my belt, because that was the style at the time.
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“Hot” Takes?

When I was a kid, we’d buy it from our neighbors a few houses down the street who had a small farm. We’d get a half gallon, more or less, in a metal cannister, which we’d bring back empty, for 40 cents.

but, I mean, it was up hill right? You were both lucky and grateful to get it?

Come on man, you are scaring me
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Lane Kiffin (HC LSU)

You stated the following:

"I'll never understand this sentiment. Why is one better than the other? Being an in your face dickhead isn't any better or worse than pretending you're not a dickhead. Both are dickheads."

You gave your opinion which is completely fine. I'm cool with that. You asked a question and I answered it with my opinion.

After my opinion, then you followed up with,

"Which shouldn't garner any respect. But whatever."

I guarantee if I agreed with you on the first post you made, there wouldn't have been a second post. You already knew where I stood and I already knew where you stood.

Makes plenty of sense to me. But whatever
Cool. It was a restating of my point, literally followed up with, but do what you want. Let's keep going back and forth, though. It makes a certain teenage girl from Georgia grumpy.
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I appreciate how the Harvard of the West geniuses immediately blame the coaching staff without a flicker of thought towards the impact a checked out diva at QB has on not only the effectiveness of the called plays, but the ability to even fully open up the playbook they were promised in the first place.

You gotta remember the blind arrogance of his teammates. They probably are pissed that Whittingham dare question the ability of their quarterback who people around the program have ever only hyped up as a player the likes we have never seen before.
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And honestly, Bryce is their best option at QB for that offense. Whitt like Urban love their QBs to run and be used as extra offensive weapons. Tommy Carr is not the type of QB that is good for a Whitt offense, that kid is a spread air it out type of QB. Utah was #2 in team rushing last year, and their QB was the 2nd leading rusher. That fits Underwood more than Carr. But I know disgruntled fans will always want the backup to play and won't pay attention to scheme. You have a terribly inaccurate, immature, high paid QB who has nothing more than elite athleticism, and his backup is a pro style, spread gunslinger. And the offense is setup as a heavy RPO style which is set up for Underwood, but he's just not very good

The problem is that Bryce does not have the intangibles required to be a good running QB in college. He's got good enough athleticism but his vision and ability to make reads are terrible. His actual running ability has always been overblown.
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The problem for them is that Urban's offense stopped working against good teams about 10 years ago.

It's why he brought in Day.

That is what separates the great coaches. They adapt and are more proactive than reactive. We saw it with Saban. You could say Julio Jones was even underutilized at Bama, but Bama started bringing in top receiver recruits and opened it up a bit going away from a smashmouth type of offense where he loved to run the ball. They still ran the ball, but they had a guy like Davonta Smith who could terrorize defenses that he may not have done in the past. That is another problem for Michigan. They are living in the 1900s and not adapting to the current game. Thank their shitty leadership.
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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

I just don’t get people thinking Texas has the better offense. Why?

We have the better OL from what I can tell, the better QB (spare me Texas), the better WR group overall (although Texas may have 2 of the top 3), and IMO the better back.

At best it’s a push at OL, RB, TE with a buckeye advantage at WR and QB.

This is a game of inches, and if everything holds similar pattern give me Julian’s decision making over Arches all day. Should’ve thrown 2 picks vs Texas State and comparing his fall footage (where their offense struggled every scrimmage vs their defense and I think their secondary is just good to average) he has been throwing INTs late across the middle.

As long as OSU avoids fumbles which Texas did a nice job at week 1 there’s no reason this has to be close like everyone says.
Need to also avoid special teams, specifically return game, fuckery.
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And honestly, Bryce is their best option at QB for that offense. Whitt like Urban love their QBs to run and be used as extra offensive weapons. Tommy Carr is not the type of QB that is good for a Whitt offense, that kid is a spread air it out type of QB. Utah was #2 in team rushing last year, and their QB was the 2nd leading rusher. That fits Underwood more than Carr. But I know disgruntled fans will always want the backup to play and won't pay attention to scheme. You have a terribly inaccurate, immature, high paid QB who has nothing more than elite athleticism, and his backup is a pro style, spread gunslinger. And the offense is setup as a heavy RPO style which is set up for Underwood, but he's just not very good

I’m not sure I’d say he’s an elite athlete, or even that Urban’s offense would suit him. Don’t get me wrong, he’s big and straight-line fast, but doesn’t have the quickness or lateral speed to be a primary runner. JTB wasn’t an elite athlete, but was more compact and had the mindset and vision of an RB when running.

His best runs come on draw plays or roll outs where the defense isn’t expecting him to rush and he can build speed before cutting. Reminds me of a smaller, faster Justin Herbert (as a runner).
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Lane Kiffin (HC LSU)

I mean....you were chastising me. Call it what you want.

I said it's not an admirable quality, but whatever.......meaning you can admire whatever you want, it just makes no sense to me. Then you came in telling me how it's ok to hold the exact opinion i'm holding. Made no sense, but whatever.

You stated the following:

"I'll never understand this sentiment. Why is one better than the other? Being an in your face dickhead isn't any better or worse than pretending you're not a dickhead. Both are dickheads."

You gave your opinion which is completely fine. I'm cool with that. You asked a question and I answered it with my opinion.

After my opinion, then you followed up with,

"Which shouldn't garner any respect. But whatever."

I guarantee if I agreed with you on the first post you made, there wouldn't have been a second post. You already knew where I stood and I already knew where you stood.

Makes plenty of sense to me. But whatever
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