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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Hate to say it, but Wittingham is the perfect hire for UM.

He has been very successful with limited resources and is squeaky clean. Allows UM to make the argument that they have instantly cleaned up the program. Wouldn't be surprised if he does well in the portal provided the NIL money continues to flow.

Right or wrong, you can sell against that.

Any kind of big, public, new sheriff in town/clean up stuff can be spun into a deemphasizing football counter claim if you want to.

I think the adults in charge at the BOT level are actually going to lean into that more than football fans think they will. Watch for a board committee to oversee the athletic department once they shitcan Warde. If that happens all the NIL money cannon stuff will be operating in a harsher environment. Likely a classic case of over reacting/swinging the pendulum back too far the other way for a while and it doesn't take much of that for the rest of CFB to let the talent know, you aren't serious about football anymore.

I'm not worried about the headlines of the coach. I am watching for what they say and do at Warde's level and above. That will tell you what's really going on.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Hate to say it, but Wittingham is the perfect hire for UM.

He has been very successful with limited resources and is squeaky clean. Allows UM to make the argument that they have instantly cleaned up the program. Wouldn't be surprised if he does well in the portal provided the NIL money continues to flow.
This.

Optics will play a HUGE part in this situation.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Hate to say it, but Wittingham is the perfect hire for UM.

He has been very successful with limited resources and is squeaky clean. Allows UM to make the argument that they have instantly cleaned up the program. Wouldn't be surprised if he does well in the portal provided the NIL money continues to flow.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I think Wittingham would be signaling a 4-5 year window where an outside caretaker of good reputation just oversees a clean up.

On field results won’t be the focus. The institution needs to get things back to where there are no more inconvenient incidents countering their virtue narrative.

I also don’t think the DFBIA understands that.
This is the best possibly hire they could make!
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I know and now, if they are presenting this candidate to the actual BOT, (unlike last time) then the that means (at least to me) the adults are in control and those adults are going to have different goals than the dfbia.

Wittingham is not a pure on the field football hire. He doesn't suck but he's there to "stabilize" the program, not wade back into the deep end.

IMO
Also three to stop the off-field constant flood of scandal. While the dfbia thinks it was all one big witch hunt to get Simple Jim, I think the adults know better and aren't happy with reputation hit the institution has taken. With Ono gone, I think they are letting their voices be heard.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I have seen zero evidence that the BOT actually desires to clean up the program. They are as myopic as the fan base, and as incapable of feeling actual embarrassment over what the program is. Anything they do will just pay lip service to the media and tiny minority of fans who want to clean up the program. I hope Wittingham realizes that if he takes that job, the cheater stench will ruin his legacy.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Their logic is the of course flawed logic of "this coach has done well at a lesser program without great resources so that automatically would make them an elite coach at Michigan!"

The RichRod piece
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Oh they want on field results for sure. Judging from the last 5 years, cleaning up doesn't seem a priority. Heck, if they were not forced to fire Moore, it would have been business as usual. They expect to win.

I know and now, if they are presenting this candidate to the actual BOT, (unlike last time) then the that means (at least to me) the adults are in control and those adults are going to have different goals than the dfbia.

Wittingham is not a pure on the field football hire. He doesn't suck but he's there to "stabilize" the program, not wade back into the deep end.

IMO
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I think Wittingham would be signaling a 4-5 year window where an outside caretaker of good reputation just oversees a clean up.

On field results won’t be the focus. The institution needs to get things back to where there are no more inconvenient incidents countering their virtue narrative.

I also don’t think the DFBIA understands that.
Oh they want on field results for sure. Judging from the last 5 years, cleaning up doesn't seem a priority. Heck, if they were not forced to fire Moore, it would have been business as usual. They expect to win.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

Turnovers, empty red zone possessions, short fields from ST mistakes, a couple of bad calls on one critical series. Those are the common ingredients to any upset. Odds are sub 50% but not zero.

OSU can win by playing its game and leaning on Miami. Miami needs events to happen. They can’t just lean on OSU.

The roles are reversed from Jan 2003.
Good news: Mario Cristobal is their coach and not Jim Tressel.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Whittingham doesn't concern me. He's 66 years old, has been at Utah for 32 years, has never sniffed the bcs/cfp and will be a continuance of Simple Jim's neanderball.

Their logic is the of course flawed logic of "this coach has done well at a lesser program without great resources so that automatically would make them an elite coach at Michigan!"
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I think Wittingham would be signaling a 4-5 year window where an outside caretaker of good reputation just oversees a clean up.

On field results won’t be the focus. The institution needs to get things back to where there are no more inconvenient incidents countering their virtue narrative.

I also don’t think the DFBIA understands that.
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Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

Thank you.

I do not watch comic book-based movies.
I do but that reference was gay. Gay as hell.


You don’t get to act like you are collecting scalps for your glove without acknowledging Louisville and SMU snatched your little glove and fisted you with it.

Come on. I’m embarrassed for you (whoever made it) that’s so gay.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Whittingham seems like a solid guy. Where they may have issues is recruiting. He is a west coast centric guy. He has done more with less, but that cuts both ways. He won't have respect from the high school coaches in the south, which is a necessity. From what can be told, he doesn't seem like a Cignetti, who can find diamonds in the rough.

They will absolutely have to spend on position coaches and coordinators to make up for any deficits.

My guess is they asked him whether he will accept Alford and Wink to maintain their better recruits they do have.

He is also probably thinking that he is 66 years old, a bag that eclipses Utah is not a bad thing.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

I just don't know how OSU loses this game. The more I look at the numbers between both teams, the more it looks like aTm was an outlier game for Miami, and though they have talent and it won't be as easy. OSU has the ability to expose Miami on so many levels:

Miami had 3 sacks between both of their losses, and none were from their constantly talked about DEs. So that shows that Bain and Mesidor can be handled, as long as the QB can get the ball out fast. Which is Sayin's super power along with his accuracy.

Multiple podcasts have broken down that Miami plays their DL straight up, they move their DL along the line but they don't use many stunts or twists which IU and Purdue did to slow down the passing game.

Their DL can be worn down, but many teams stop using their run when the passing game starts to get going. SMU and Louisville were able to cook the DBs, and they don't have close to the WRs as OSU. But ND actually should've beaten them, but the OC for ND forgot that he had one of the best RBs in college, and instead had Carr as the leading rusher. Something Day won't do, I can see a healthy rotation and up to 3 RBs will touch the ball to keep the defense offense. And screens will be used in a way to keep the DEs on their heels and frustrated.

The defense can use ways to throw Beck off(coverage masking, spys, blitzes from all angles, etc). As long as he's not comfortable, Beck will make mistakes, and the more MP can win back possessions for the OSU offense, the better it is for OSU. Fletcher's big day against aTm was his best day of the year by far, His biggest games outside of his last were against the vaunted defenses of USF(fired their coach), UF(fired their coach) and Stanford(fired coach). All 3 were teams allowed 4 or close to 4yds/car. So in essence, using the Texas gameplan on stopping the run, and force the QB to beat them. And Igbinosun and Matthews getting physical enough with Toney to frusterate him and take him out of the game.
Turnovers, empty red zone possessions, short fields from ST mistakes, a couple of bad calls on one critical series. Those are the common ingredients to any upset. Odds are sub 50% but not zero.

OSU can win by playing its game and leaning on Miami. Miami needs events to happen. They can’t just lean on OSU.

The roles are reversed from Jan 2003.

2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

Point of Caution:
1). Don't be stupid and "stick to the chart" when it comes to 4th down in Miami territory. Kick the field goal, take the points and put your world class defense back on the field. Miami got big momentum swings stuffing A&M on 4th downs. Don't risk that. Take the points and make them chase.
But what if we trick them by running to the right behind 4 TEs?
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