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I always shit at work if I have to. That's 10 minutes I don't have to be at my desk.

If you had to choose one of these options, which would it be?
A. Get anally violated by a guy
B. Make out with a guy
C. Give a guy oral
D. Take a bullet to the head

I'd have to choose A because at least you don't have to do anything. Just lay there and take it. I fully expect Thump to call me a homo and choose D.
 
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exhawg said:
I always shit at work if I have to. That's 10 minutes I don't have to be at my desk.

If you had to choose one of these options, which would it be?
A. Get anally violated by a guy
B. Make out with a guy
C. Give a guy oral
D. Take a bullet to the head

I'd have to choose A because at least you don't have to do anything. Just lay there and take it. I fully expect Thump to call me a homo and choose D.
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I choose D.

Homo.
 
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Okay, I love this game.

1. Would you cut your own left foot off with a hack saw for $10 million. No drugs. Just pain and blood.

2. Would you tap Rosie O'Donnel every damn night for a month if you could get one night with each of the 2006 playmates?

3. Would you rather have the Buckeyes go 4-7 with a win over Michigan or 11-1 with a loss to scUM?

4. Would you rather drink a bowl of Zurp's beer and Doritos vomit or let Thump kick you in the jimmy? Thump, since I doubt you can kick yourself in the squares, I'll do it for you.

5. If you could be the best pro athlete in any sport, which sport would it be?
 
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1. no
2. definitely not
3. 11-1. I'd much rather have the fiesta bowl trophy than be at the level of an Indiana football team. The loss would sting, but an 11-1 record would allow us to continue recruiting and get back to beating um again.
4. Kick in the jimmy. I'd promise him I'd do it back to him tho and then see what he would do.
5. Football is the gut reaction. Golf sounds like a way to keep doing it for your whole life however, and has a lot less scrapes down the line. But I'll take the admiration of the entire world by starring for Brasil's team anyday.
 
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Since I asked the questions, it's probably fair that I answer too:

1. Assuming I could do it - yes. The worst possible scenario is to try and fail. Ouch and no money.

2. Yes. That would be a month of heavy drinking though.

3. 11-1.

4. Kick in the Jimmy.

5. Golf. I could still be making money walking around a golf course when I'm 60!!! Sign me up.
 
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Yertle said:
Okay, I love this game.

1. Would you cut your own left foot off with a hack saw for $10 million. No drugs. Just pain and blood.
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No

2. Would you tap Rosie O'Donnel every damn night for a month if you could get one night with each of the 2006 playmates?
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Yes

3. Would you rather have the Buckeyes go 4-7 with a win over Michigan or 11-1 with a loss to scUM?
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I would have to alternate those every year. I couldn't stand going 4-7 every year.

4. Would you rather drink a bowl of Zurp's beer and Doritos vomit or let Thump kick you in the jimmy? Thump, since I doubt you can kick yourself in the squares, I'll do it for you.
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Kick me in the jimmy

5. If you could be the best pro athlete in any sport, which sport would it be?
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PGA I want to the be the golfer I created on TW 2004. My average round is 13-15 under.
 
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1. Would you cut your own left foot off with a hack saw for $10 million. No drugs. Just pain and blood.
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I would say YES now but I beleive I would chicken out when the time came to do it.

2. Would you tap Rosie O'Donnel every damn night for a month if you could get one night with each of the 2006 playmates?
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Yes

3. Would you rather have the Buckeyes go 4-7 with a win over Michigan or 11-1 with a loss to scUM?
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4-7 UGH!

4. Would you rather drink a bowl of Zurp's beer and Doritos vomit or let Thump kick you in the jimmy? Thump, since I doubt you can kick yourself in the squares, I'll do it for you.
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Kick in the package. Reminds me of Eddie Murphy's joke about woman having PMS once a month is like a man getting kick in the nuts once a month. "why are crying?" "man, do you know what tomorrow is?" :lol:

5. If you could be the best pro athlete in any sport, which sport would it be?
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tough one. Football is the obvious answer, but if you can consider it a sport (hey, it's on ESPN)... Poker
 
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