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Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

1. Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover?

2.man at table:so baby when do you get off?
waitress:oh around 10:30
man:can i watch?

3.Say...Didn't..No..Yeah! Didn't we have sex before?

4.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

5.Do you want to see something swell?


and the last one... maybe the worst one ever...
HI I AM THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN STALKING YOU FOR THE LAST YEAR AND TRIED TO KILL YOU 10 TIMES SO GO OUT WITH ME OR DIE.
 
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Lame pick up lines.

Since there are so many younger guys on this board. I figured some of you young 'uns might need some of these. :biggrin:

1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

3. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

5. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

6. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

For more lame ass pick-up lines go here Lame.
 
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Since there are so many younger guys on this board. I figured some of you young 'uns might need some of these. :biggrin:

1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

3. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

5. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

6. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

For more lame ass pick-up lines go here Lame.

so you want the young-ins to get pumelled, therefore leaving more oppurtunities for us "elders?"
 
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