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Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

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Here's a couple I thought were hilarious.


So, you're a girl, huh?

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
 
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Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?(No.) Wink

Do you have a quarter? No. Thats too bad, cus I need to call my Mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams
 
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Q: Girl, are you from Tennessee?

A: No...why?

R: Because you're the only ten I see!



Q: Did you just get a parking ticket?

A: Uh, no.

R: Cause you got "FINE" written all over you...



Wanna come over to my place for some pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?
 
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These are pretty bad:

- Hey, Baby.. I just farted!
- Is that some hair on your head?
- GET NAKED!!!
- So.. wearing some shoes, eh? (don't bother to check whether she's wearing shoes.)
- I bet I can guess within three guesses whether I want to plow you.
- I'd like to take you home and tie you up and make you pee yourself.
- Would you mind kicking me in the nuts?
- Hey, Baby.. how about a wedgie?
- I'm a big-name modelling agent, and let me just say - you are UGLY!!!
- Yeah, you're hot and all, but I'd really like to meet your mother.
- Are you a dude?
- I have every original Star Wars action figure in their original boxes.
- Want to buy me some condoms?

If any of those ever work, then let me know and I'll give you some rep points.
 
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Zurp said:
These are pretty bad:

- Hey, Baby.. I just farted!
- Is that some hair on your head?
- GET NAKED!!!
- So.. wearing some shoes, eh? (don't bother to check whether she's wearing shoes.)
- I bet I can guess within three guesses whether I want to plow you.
- I'd like to take you home and tie you up and make you pee yourself.
- Would you mind kicking me in the nuts?
- Hey, Baby.. how about a wedgie?
- I'm a big-name modelling agent, and let me just say - you are UGLY!!!
- Yeah, you're hot and all, but I'd really like to meet your mother.
- Are you a dude?
- I have every original Star Wars action figure in their original boxes.
- Want to buy me some condoms?

If any of those ever work, then let me know and I'll give you some rep points.
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Those are so stupid, that i had to stop reading them in the middle because i was about to bust out laughing in class.





I’m here - what were your other two wishes?


My name is Bill and I'm conducting a poll... in my pants.



Q: Excuse me, I think you dropped something.

What?

A: My jaw.
 
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