Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

[BB73]

If I do that, then it's even quicker!!!

So that's why you try to negotiate hourly rates with hookers.

 

[JXC]

good point...

 

[Thump]

"Like cock?"

 

[Zurp]

How about we drive out to the middle of the desert and read Superman Comics?

 

[JXC]

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...the party...the pants...the party with the pants?

 

[exhawg]

'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?'

Never works. Ever.

I have a buddy that would disagree with that. He said it worked about half the time for him. Now if I tried it it wouldn't work, ever.

 

[Buckin' A]

Had a friend in High School that use to yell from the car, "Hey, any of you bitches wanna suck my dick?"

Never, ever worked. Can't imagine why.

 

[Golferdow01]

Not sure if this one has been said yet:
"You know they say you have 206 bones in your body...want another?"

 

[RugbyBuck]

"How 'bout that Hamas, huh? Wanna get a little insurgent?"

 

[BritishBuckeye]

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

 

[RugbyBuck]

"Wanna get some Red Lobster?"

 

[Zurp]

Wanna come sit next to me in the restrooms?

 

[AKAK]

I once used, " this may seems strange, but My penis is in the bottom one percentile for my height"

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

If youre in a crowded area and there is no place to sit, you could always say "Here, let me clean off a seat for you" and then wipe your mouth. I've used that a few times.... never worked though, and I can't figure out why. I thought it was pretty clever

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

How tall are you naked? It gets a giggle out of some taller women.

Want to play pool? The loser has to sleep with the winner. Some have to think about that one.