Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

[RugbyBuck]

" 'Sup, Dawg! "

 

[Tlangs]

my balls kind of itch, do you want to go back to my place and shave them for me?

 

[Jagdaddy]

I’m here - what were your other two wishes?

I'm going to use that one on my wife the next time she's all pissed off at me.

 

[JXC]

Q: Excuse me, I think you dropped something.

What?

A: My jaw.

Excuse me, I think I dropped something.

What?

My pants.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?(No.) Wink

No fair - ladies don't need pickup lines. :p

 

[EdDantes22]

Can I give you a ride home? In my trunk?

I bet you have pretty blood.

Your shirt would look great on my floor. And your head would look great on my wall.

So, come to Ledo's often?

 

[JXC]

How would you like to come back to my place for some Cincinnati Vegetable Soup.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

 

[BB73]

You're not that attractive, but I wouldn't mind looking at the top of your head for a few minutes.

 

[JXC]

You're not that attractive, but I wouldn't mind looking at the top of your head for a few minutes.

I like how it's a few minutes...

"...I wouldn't mind looking at the top of your head for 14 seconds."

 

[RugbyBuck]

Spit in your hand and then say, "Ever see Brokeback Mountain?".

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

 

[BB73]

I like how it's a few minutes...

"...I wouldn't mind looking at the top of your head for 14 seconds."

You need to relax.

 

[EdDantes22]

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Your lips are like two things that should be on my penis.

I saw you from across the room, and I thought to myself, "She reminds me of mother, but more available."

You into dudes with alopecia?

 

[JXC]

You need to relax.

If I do that, then it's even quicker!!!