Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

[CriticalSteve]

"Do you want to go back to my place and see my big organ?"
Stallone in some bad 90s movie.

 

[CriticalSteve]

Drunk chick: "Do you want to dance?"
Guy: "Wrong verb"

 

[RugbyBuck]

I play lacrosse for Duke.

 

[Thump]

"Hi, my name's O.J. Simpson."

 

[Oh8ch]

"So let me ask you right off, any chance of a mercy fuck?"

 

[Saw31]

Bump...

"I'm not a guy that goes around fucking strange women...But you seem pretty normal"...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Hey, sweets, wanna see my back acne?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Hey Sis ! you busy?

 

[Saw31]

"So, when do you turn 18?"

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Damn, baby, anyone ever tell you you look like Rosie?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Damn, baby, anyone ever tell you you look like Rosie?

 

[Saw31]

"Hey babe...You wanna go halves on a bastard?"

 

[Bob Saccamano]

"There are prettier girls here, but you looked the cheapest."

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Would you be interested in me if you knew I'd be willing to nail your mom too?