I promised myself I would only write up a post-England critique if I avoided looking at anyone else's viewpoints. That way I could, for one brief shining moment consider myself to be completely (ahem) impartial.
Crouch, his game changing goal notwithstanding, is the major problem with the England team.
Sven and his Svengalis had a chance to change the shape of the team in a beneficial manner when they decided to bring in Rooney.
Watching this contest as I did on tape (DVR) and having diligently avoided hearing or catching ANY mention of the game before said play-back I was fully into the action. I was -- Pissed, Pissed Off, and looking for effective change.
At that moment, the change I was urging was for Rooney in, Crouch out.
Crouch changes the shape of the English team, and he changes it in a manner that is generally not productive in THIS tournament. Put Rooney alongside Owen, with Rooney on the inside and that I feel would be a huge winning combination.
Now, I did like the other substitution which brought Lennon in on the right wing, but why oh why not have Cole on the Left and Lennon on the right from the get-go? Frees up Beckham, makes the whole shape of the forward five flow so much better.
These very simple matters are - in my opinion - completely beyond Sven and his cast of idiot Savant Svengalis.
T-n-T has made two teams look bad thus far in the tournament.
Once with ten men, today against a full squad. They have zero chance of advancing - they may still piss in someone else's pool before all is said and done.
If Sven is given a Micky Finn, and someone with a full brain handles the players on the pitch England still will end up with 7 or 9 points from Group play. Then it becomes an interesting matter as to who wins between Germany and Ecuador.
If Sven is left in charge, and is not physically incapacitated, I fear we will see another disorganized scrum - which may gift the Swedish squad the three points they need to win the group.
For those not paying attention - I call for Crouch to be out of the starting line-up in the next match. Put Owen in there, put Rooney beside him at the true IF position. Get 60 minutes at best out of Rooney, that'd be better than the laid-back 82 minutes of misery from the 6 foot 7 inch wet noodle that was impersonating a Center Forward, before Crouch scored the goal that made it 1-0.