Wife/Husband/Significant Other Gripes

[scooter1369]

I am so happy I am not married.......you guys are great. You cant imagine how happy you make me.

No wife or kids.......

Its ok. Leave your fortune to me.

 

[tyrus]

Its ok. Leave your fortune to me.

I, Tyrus, of beautiful body and genius mind, hereby leave my fortune to scooter1369.


Now, all we need is a notary, and you are all set.

 

[scooter1369]

Sweet.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Its ok. Leave your fortune to me.

wait.... as a woman I want half!

 

[craigblitz]

That is BS woman want 100% of everything after fighting like a dog we get to keep 50% of the stuff that woman really didn't want in the first place.

"I learned from the master. My mother volunteered both Dry and I to help them move on MY Birthday!!!"

Ouch that is brutal... Funny though...

 

[Taosman]

I, Tyrus, of beautiful body and genius mind, hereby leave my fortune to scooter1369.


Now, all we need is a notary, and you are all set.

Careful! That could actually be an arguable will!

 

[scooter1369]

wait.... as a woman I want half!

Once its mine, getting half will be difficult. Ok not that difficult.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Once its mine, getting half will be difficult. Ok not that difficult.

I could think of a way or two....

 

[gregorylee]

I forgot about this one,

"I am going to my mothers with the kids next weekend"

then next weekend...

"You haven't even showered, we need to get going!"

The whole "I" means "we" thing...

 

[scooter1369]

I could think of a way or two....

Now you're talkin'...

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Now you're talkin'...

thought that might be a good way to get your attention...

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I forgot about this one,

"I am going to my mothers with the kids next weekend"

then next weekend...

"You haven't even showered, we need to get going!"

The whole "I" means "we" thing...

I contend with the "we means me" thing.

Wifey says 'we should __(insert crappy chore here)__', which I have realized translates to 'you should ___'.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Gee, you guys really like to bitch.

My gift to all of you...

 

[JCOSU86]

JC's wife: I really hate that you do blah blah blah
JC: But you do the same thing!
JC's wife: But this isn't about me

 

[OSUsushichic]

JC's wife: I really hate that you do blah blah blah
JC: But you do the same thing!
JC's wife: But this isn't about me