Wife/Husband/Significant Other Gripes

[Golferdow01]

When the wife decides to try to hold a conversation with you right in the middle (pick one) sporting event, movie, historical documentry, news bulletin, instead of waiting for the commercials. And we are not talking about life and death conversations either. She used to get annoyed that I wouldn't respond during the Bucks games, but I think she has learned to accept it.

I fricking hate that. I shove a potato chip down my fiance's throat every time she does it.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

OK, here's the situation. My wife would simply need to tell me that we need milk. Instead, I get the color of milk, where they sell it, the history of the cow, how much it costs, bla bla bla, etc..... I always get far more info than I need, so by the time she gets to what the point is, I'm not even listening.
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Yeah, I forgot that one when I [sarcasm]wasn't[/sarcasm] talking about my wife. I've told her on several occasions, "I've been diagnosed with ADHD, if you want me to listen, SUMMARIZE".

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Being married to BKB is well... being married to BKB, 'nuff said!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I hate when my wife gripes to people on message boards about being married to me.

 

[gregorylee]

About once every 3 to 3.5 weeks, I get alot of tears and a "you don't love me anymore." That is usually about the time I say "Honey, I am going to go out for a beer with the guys, don't wait up."

 

[craigblitz]

About once every 3 to 3.5 weeks, I get alot of tears and a "you don't love me anymore." That is usually about the time I say "Honey, I am going to go out for a beer with the guys, don't wait up."

----sooo funny

 

[The KSB]

In the words of Earl Pitts "If you show me a woman who's good with money then I'll show a woman with a few more Y chromosomes hanging around than she'd like to admit to"

 

[Saw31]

If it's got boobs or a motor, it's gonna be expensive and cause you problems...

 

[Taosman]

I hate when my wife gripes to people on message boards about being married to me.

Even I hate it when BKB's wife complains about being married to him! :tongue2:

 

[Taosman]

About once every 3 to 3.5 weeks, I get alot of tears and a "you don't love me anymore." That is usually about the time I say "Honey, I am going to go out for a beer with the guys, don't wait up."

Just wait till you've been married for 30+ years!
It's just hormones, dude! You just learn to chill.
I have to deal with a psycho once a month! :crazy:

 

[BuckNutty]

I have to deal with a psycho once a month! :crazy:

And she has to deal with one every day.

Taosman 1
Taosman's Wife 0

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Even I hate it when BKB's wife complains about being married to him! :tongue2:

Bite me, Taos.. walk in my shoes for a mile then get back to me.

 

[Taosman]

Bite me, Taos.. walk in my shoes for a mile then get back to me.

Ooooh! Talk dirty baby!

 

[Taosman]

And she has to deal with one every day.

Taosman 1
Taosman's Wife 0

As Claude Rains said in "The Invisible Man".
"I'm not mad! The world's mad!"

 

[OSUBuckeye4Life]

My wife WAS a Michigan fan when I met her.....we've since dealt with that or I'd still be single.