Wife/Husband/Significant Other Gripes

[scooter1369]

When the wife decides to try to hold a conversation with you right in the middle (pick one) sporting event, movie, historical documentry, news bulletin, instead of waiting for the commercials. And we are not talking about life and death conversations either. She used to get annoyed that I wouldn't respond during the Bucks games, but I think she has learned to accept it.

My wife does this too, but gets a little bent if I talk during Y&R or CSI.

During the week, she'll watch near 25 hours of tv. On Saturday, if the Bucks are on the road, she'll choose gametime to want me to help her clean the house. Sorry, you had 25 hours relaxation this week, I've had 4. Go away

 

[craigblitz]

I figure if my fiance' can put up with my BS I really shouldn't have a whole lot to complain about....

 

[Taosman]

My wife will speak to me from across the house or from upstairs at a conversational volume and then get annoyed that I can't hear her.

Drives me nuts.

Bingo! Where did they think we had the hearing of dogs?
Don't ever answer! I pretend I'm totally deaf!

 

[Taosman]

My wife does this too, but gets a little bent if I talk during Y&R or CSI.

During the week, she'll watch near 25 hours of tv. On Saturday, if the Bucks are on the road, she'll choose gametime to want me to help her clean the house. Sorry, you had 25 hours relaxation this week, I've had 4. Go away

A man's gotta have his priorties straight! :tongue2:

 

[Taosman]

She won't let me screw the baby sitter. That really irritates me, because she's smokin' hot!!

Stop teasing and sneak a picture so you can post it here and make us all jealous! :tongue2:

 

[BB73]

I've been married 24 years.

I plan on making it to 25, so I'm not going to gripe on a public thread. You never know when somebody is checking out what you write on a message board.

 

[Captain Hindsight]

I'll tell you one thing. I hate wives, girlfriends, etc. that whip their husbands/boyfriends to no end. It makes me sick to the stomach.

 

[Taosman]

If your getting whipped constantly, you have no one to blame but you!
Grab the keys and go!

 

[Captain Hindsight]

If your getting whipped constantly, you have no one to blame but you!
Grab the keys and go!

That's some of the best stuff I've heard in awhile, I don't know why, but it's so true.

 

[gbearbuck]

one word: shopping

 

[Buckin' A]

OK, here's the situation. My wife would simply need to tell me that we need milk. Instead, I get the color of milk, where they sell it, the history of the cow, how much it costs, bla bla bla, etc..... I always get far more info than I need, so by the time she gets to what the point is, I'm not even listening.



















Oh, and she doesn't put out enough....for me anyway.:(

 

[BuckBackHome]

My wife, love her to death, always seems to stop in the middle of hallways and doorways. Drives me crazy and I am sure she does it for fun now.

 

[WyoBuck]

My only real complaint is that every morning when I wake up, for the past 5 years, I swear to god I went to bed with the Muy Thai kickboxing champion of the world. When I die, I will be the toughest man on the planet.

 

[Taosman]

My only real complaint is that every morning when I wake up, for the past 5 years, I swear to god I went to bed with the Muy Thai kickboxing champion of the world. When I die, I will be the toughest man on the planet.

Some Tequila or vodka would fix that!
Lots of people relive the day in bed.
Makes for a rough nights sleep!
I get $114 a hour for analysis!

 

[WyoBuck]

It doesn't seem to matter how much liquor I consume, I still get my ass kicked.

And are you suggesting that I should persuade her to join some late-night fight club?