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Wife/Husband/Significant Other Gripes

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Another classic that I'm sure many here can relate to:

My wife will ask me for things. Little things. Things I wouldn't mind doing, like bringing her an iced tea when she's feeding the baby. No biggie, right? Except that, without fail, without exception, every single time, she waits until exactly two seconds AFTER I sit down. Why? What kind of a sick person would do this to someone they allegedly love? This happens at least four or five times a night!
 
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FKAGobucks877;1128775; said:
Another classic that I'm sure many here can relate to:

My wife will ask me for things. Little things. Things I wouldn't mind doing, like bringing her an iced tea when she's feeding the baby. No biggie, right? Except that, without fail, without exception, every single time, she waits until exactly two seconds AFTER I sit down. Why? What kind of a sick person would do this to someone they allegedly love? This happens at least four or five times a night!
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we'll go up to bed at night - she goes up about 2 minutes before me since i let the dog out and lock up the house. i'll get up there and she'll ask for a drink - when she was prego i let this shit slide now i just laugh at her.
 
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iambrutus;1128787; said:
we'll go up to bed at night - she goes up about 2 minutes before me since i let the dog out and lock up the house. i'll get up there and she'll ask for a drink - when she was prego i let this shit slide now i just laugh at her.
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What are you doing going to bed at night with FKA's wife?
 
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FKAGobucks877;1128775; said:
Another classic that I'm sure many here can relate to:

Little things. Things I wouldn't mind doing. No biggie, right? Except that, without fail, without exception, every single time, he waits until exactly two seconds AFTER I sit down. Why? What kind of a sick person would do this?
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Gee FKA, I don't know... I recall, quite vividly, something VERY similar happening right in my own family room.... ring a bell???
 
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OCBuckWife;1128857; said:
Whenever I kill a man and bury him in the desert my husband won't help me lay down lime in the grave. He SAYS "It makes me sneeze!"



Wuss!
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You need a more "green" approach. If you leave a body on the ground coyotes and vultures will pick the big stuff. And then ants and maggots will
pick it clean! (or so I've heard! :paranoid:)
 
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Taosman;1128862; said:
You need a more "green" approach. If you leave a body on the ground coyotes and vultures will pick the big stuff. And then ants and maggots will
pick it clean! (or so I've heard! :paranoid:)
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Yeah and if you want to happily continue to spree kill for a good long lifetime of murder, you need to get a criminal mind approach. Circling birds attract attention. :wink2:
 
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OCBuckWife;1128865; said:
Yeah and if you want to happily continue to spree kill for a good long lifetime of murder, you need to get a criminal mind approach. Circling birds attract attention. :wink2:
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The Buddha said; "All things in moderation!" (or something to that effect)
A little murder can go a long way!
 
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FKAGobucks877;1128775; said:
Another classic that I'm sure many here can relate to:

My wife will ask me for things. Little things. Things I wouldn't mind doing, like bringing her an iced tea when she's feeding the baby. No biggie, right? Except that, without fail, without exception, every single time, she waits until exactly two seconds AFTER I sit down. Why? What kind of a sick person would do this to someone they allegedly love? This happens at least four or five times a night!
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They ALL do that! It's just a test to see if you still care enough. Don't sweat it. She probably needs a little attention. Take her out to dinner next time. See where it goes.......:wink2:
 
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