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Whats your best pick up line??

I have a slightly more subtle approach. I talk to the girl, become good friends with her and after a year or so of wondering if she likes me...I get my sister to find out from her.

It's worked pretty well so far, but it's risky. Kinda like only offering the top recruit a scholarship without a backup plan and waiting for them to make a decision.

...sometimes I have the maturity of a junior high kid.
 
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I had a roommate who would chat for a bit with a girl and then ask "so, do you take it in the ass?" I never saw him get slapped, and it actually kind of worked, because of his delivery- most girls took it as a joke and stayed to talk with him.
 
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DEBuckeye said:
I had a roommate who would chat for a bit with a girl and then ask "so, do you take it in the ass?" I never saw him get slapped, and it actually kind of worked, because of his delivery- most girls took it as a joke and stayed to talk with him.

:slappy: Must have been some classy women.

For the most part I think that most pickup lines are lame. Usually the best way to get in with a girl is to get her to laugh. The above quote by DE pretty much backs up that theory.

MililaniBuckeye said:
"Is that you, or am I in a fishmarket?"

That is just plain wrong!!!!!!!!!!!! :slappy:

I'll take a shot at some cheesy lines, here are a few that I've heard.

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word"

Go up to a women, lick your finger, wipe it on her shirt and say, "Let's go home and get you out of those wet clothes."

"I think you look ugly but I find you very interesting."

Q "Do you know why women come with these two fingers (showing my two fingers).
A "Because they are mine" :slappy:
 
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cold but funny

fella sees a bar stool open next to this gal...

leans over to her and says "is this seat available"...
she replies "yes... and this one will be too... if you sit there"
 
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