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Whats your best pick up line??

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brutusbabe

brutusbabe

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I want to know what is the best line you have used, or wish you had used to pick up someone.

Lamest one I ever heard was at Hineygate 2002 and the guy and his pals stopped right by us and he said, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Did what hurt?" He preceeded to touch me and say, "When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?" I laughed out loud in the poor dudes face. It was the funniest shit I heard in a long time. He was offended called me a bitch and walked away but his friends stood there and talked to us because we laughed. He never did come back, must've found a drunk chick to take the bait.
 
I go to the gym and ask the women if they need any help building up their chest muscles. I've heard that works well, but not for me yet. :biggrin:
 
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"Do you believe God would give anyone a face this ugly AND a small penis?"

or

"Has anyone seen the keys to my HUM-V? My private jet is ready to take off and we need to get it loaded.


On a related topic my sister in law used ot be a bar maid. She is cute and has heard them all. Her best comeback was to a guy who - trying to impress his friends at the table - asked her if she masturbated. She looked him in the eye and said "Only if you are the alternative."


BTW Babe - what line WOULD work with you?
 
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since two women are online at once...

double reverse jedi mind f***....drjmf

example: see an attractive woman somewhere.....don't be a jerk and stare, but keep tabs....then pull in with one of these....and it all depends on the situation....find something they are without...

the best is when the hottie arrives late and the crowd is already there.....invariably the pick-up guys are already there....then grab a chair and take it to her....look her straight in the eye..strong...and say: "here, i think they are one chair short."

then this is paramount....no matter how cute she is....turn and leave....go back to your friends and ignore her....

she will come to you if it worked....
 
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Thanks for the explanation of that, Alan. I thought your signature was psyco-analysizing and food. My mistake.

Lines don't work on me, I was a beer bitch too many years.They do make me laugh though. I love to hear them being delivered. I am a cash kinda girl, show me that you have a job (lawn-mowing doesn't count) and don't have a problem buy a beer or two and we can talk. Act like an ass, try to be someone your not and you can try the girl next to me.


Reading these I thought of one a guy used on a friend of mine when I was at BG...he asked her to borrow a quarter, she said sure what for?....he said, so I can call my Mom and tell her I just met my future wife. It worked, she ended up talking to him all night, and 4 years later married him.
 
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brutusbabe said:
Alan. I thought your signature was psyco-analysizing
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Now that sounds gay as hell.

As for me, I never tried the "pick-up line" thing much. What usually worked for me was simply smiling, saying a friendly "hi", and then licking my eyebrows before offering her a beer.
 
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