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What Would You Like St. Peter to Say to You Upon Arrival in Heaven

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Buckeyedynasty;1119034; said:
Elitist! :wink:

A woman of Pompeii wrote the graffito fututa sum hic ("I got laid here"). :bow:
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There once was a man from Pompeii
Whose rocks were made from wet clay
During stormy weather
They'd scrub together
While ... nevermind... :p
 
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Gatorubet;1120442; said:
FIFY
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Hey shorty, it's your birthday.
 
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shetuck;1120494; said:
There once was a man from Pompeii
Whose rocks were made from wet clay
During stormy weather
They'd scrub together
While ... nevermind... :p
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No, no, no.
There once was a man from Bombass
Whose balls were made of brass
and in stormy weather
They stuck together
and sparks flew out of his ass.

:biggrin:
 
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shetuck;1120494; said:
There once was a man from Pompeii
Whose rocks were made from wet clay
During stormy weather
They'd scrub together
While ... nevermind... :p
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Come on, don't screw up one of the all time classic Limericks:
There was a young man from Madras,
whose balls were made out of brass,
when he swung them together,
they played Stormy Weather,
and lightning shot out of his ass.

Learned on my grandad's knee on a Friday afternoon at the Old North 'Berg in the fall of '61
 
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