What Would You Like St. Peter to Say to You Upon Arrival in Heaven

[RugbyBuck]

"Your kids will be fine."

"Oh, good, you're here. Here's a Guiness and your # 9 jersey."

 

[jwinslow]

Depends on how much time you spent focusing on a non existent afterlife.
And ignoring your daily life. We all know good people who are caught up in an end of the world scenario. The Rapture.

As opposed to being caught up in lecturing all of those people, and ignoring what's beyond the matrix

 

[Taosman]

As opposed to being caught up in lecturing all of those people, and ignoring what's beyond the matrix

Lecturing? Or just questioning?

 

[shetuck]

Maybe I'm a little slow today, but if you are going for the reference/joke I think you are, shouldn't it be:

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

Are you implying that Dynasty is a Master Bater?

The having "hit it" part was pretty explicit, imo. TIFWIW... :p

 

[shetuck]

Who shot who in the what now?...

Exactly!

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

All is forgiven. Come on in!

 

[Taosman]

"Who, put that bullet hole in Peggy's kitchen wall?"

 

[jwinslow]

Lecturing? Or just questioning?

That depends on how much validity you allow (potential for) to the opposing viewpoint :moo:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That depends on how much validity you allow (potential for) to the opposing viewpoint :moo:

There is no opposing viewpoint.... It's only you that bends... or something.

 

[BayBuck]

There is no opposing viewpoint.... It's only you that bends... or something.

I think it's actually you looking back at yourself in Morpheus's sunglasses.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I think it's actually you looking back at yourself in Morpheus's sunglasses.

Impossible. I'd be holding a shoe-hammer.

 

[BayBuck]

Impossible. I'd be holding a shoe-hammer.

Nah, the cobbling would be complete at that point.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Are you implying that Dynasty is a Master Bater?

The having "hit it" part was pretty explicit, imo. TIFWIW... :p

Not me, I thought this was what you were implying.

Please do help me though, my Latin is very rusty (haven't used it a good 12 years), what does "fututi" mean?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Nah, the cobbling would be complete at that point.

Maybe, but I'm never without my hammer.

Please do help me though, my Latin is very rusty (haven't used it a good 12 years), what does "fututi" mean?

It's not even Latin. It's Thumpian for "Boitano"

 

[shetuck]

Not me, I thought this was what you were implying.

Please do help me though, my Latin is very rusty (haven't used it a good 12 years), what does "fututi" mean?

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EDIT: Maybe a form of the word "battuere" would have been the more appropriate choice here...